1. Woman: 'As long as there is money, I can marry anyone.' Man: 'Would you marry a bank's safe?'
2. During an argument, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a pistol and a machine gun.
3. My wife wanted to lose weight, so she went horseback riding every day. As a result, the horse lost forty pounds in a month.
4. Patient: 'Doctor, you left the scissors in my stomach.' 'No problem, I still have another one.'
5. Judge: 'Why did you print counterfeit money?' The defendant innocently said: 'Because I don't know how to print real money.'
6. Wife: 'Men are all cowardly.' Husband: 'Not necessarily, otherwise why would I have married you?'
