10086 Service Desk Lady: Good evening, sir. How can I help you?
Hui Shao: My phone ran out of battery and shut down automatically. May I ask what time it is now?
10086 Service Desk Lady: (dizzy) Then sir, how did you manage to call me?
Hui Shao: My phone can still make calls even when it automatically shuts down, it just can't show the time..
10086 Service Desk Lady: (dizzy) Sir, it is now 2:25 AM. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Hui Shao: Oh! It's so late, why aren't you asleep yet?
10086 Service Desk Lady: (dizzy) Sorry, sir, this is my job. May I ask if you have anything else?
Hui Shao: Can't I make a call if I have nothing else to do?
10086 Service Desk Lady: Sorry sir, I didn't mean it that way.
Hui Shao: Why is it free to call you, but it costs to call others?
10086 Service Desk Lady: Sir… this is a high-quality service we provide for our customers. Keeping in mind that the customer is God, calling our customer service is free of charge.
Hui Shao: So if God is hungry, I give you my home address. Can you come to my house and make something to eat for me?
10086 Service Desk Lady: Sir, sorry, we do not offer that service.
Hui Shao: You still pick and choose in your service to God?
10086 Service Desk Lady: Sir, sorry, we only answer questions related to the services our customers request. Do you have any other questions now?
Hui Shao: I'm not unreasonable. Just answer three questions correctly, and I won't bother you again..
10086 Service Desk Lady: (spitting blood) Please go ahead.
Hui Shao: First, how many miles was the Long March in total?
10086 Service Desk Lady: About 25,000 miles.
Hui Shao: Second, how many people participated?
10086 Service Desk Lady: About 86,000 people.
Hui Shao: You know some history. Last question, what are their names?
10086 Service Desk Lady: ............................................................
Hui Shao: Refusing to answer God's question, I will complain about you.
10086 Service Desk Lady: Sorry sir, I really don't know.\Hui Shao: You can't even answer such a simple question. Your attitude towards work is very careless, and you even have a resistant mindset.\10086 Service Desk Lady: (Crying) Th..th..this is.. simple? How about this, sir. I'll give you 3 questions too. Are you interested in answering them?\Hui Shao: Go ahead, let's hear them.\10086 Service Desk Lady: Where was the 2008 Olympics held?\Hui Shao: Beijing. Next question.\10086 Service Desk Lady: Then, sir, may I ask, what was the date of the opening ceremony?\Hui Shao: August 8th. If your next question dares to ask me the names of everyone in the stands at the opening ceremony, I will still complain about you.\10086 Service Desk Lady: (Crying uncontrollably) Sir, give me your address, I'll go cook for you........
