Scholars from all fields discuss quarrels

The original poster: Rogue Expert @ Summer Views: 134 Replies: 2 Posted in: 2012-05-08 18:07:54
1. Sociologist: Quarreling is a natural social phenomenon. With the progress of human society, the forms and contents of quarrels have continuously changed. In primitive society, quarrels mostly took the form of fights with sticks or plows and hoes; in feudal society, quarrels mostly appeared as veiled criticisms in poems, songs, and writings… Nowadays, quarrels mostly occur without face-to-face contact, only through posting messages online, replacing all improper words with letters. The highest level is quarreling through video or voice chat; physical fighting does not happen, yet it reaches the pinnacle in the field of quarrels.\2. Philosopher: Quarreling is the venting of human philosophical conflicts. Not quarreling is relative, quarreling is absolute; the unchanging form of quarreling is relative, while the changing form of quarreling is absolute; the unchanging content of quarreling is relative, while the changing content of quarreling is absolute.\3. Philologist: Quarreling is a group of ideograms. "Chao" (吵) means few mouths; "Jia" (架) means adding wood. Therefore, as early as when the word "quarrel" was created, our ancestors already recognized that only those who speak sparingly, whose words are valuable, and are good at adding fuel to the fire can achieve victory in a quarrel.\4. Economist: Quarreling is a driving force for continuous economic development. Even the slightest quarrel promoting food purchasing power can make the national economy grow by 0.00000001%. If it escalates to smashing pots, pans, and cups, it can drive economic growth by 0.00000008%. If a mathematical model of quarrels can be established mechanistically and transformed into productivity, the contribution to the national economy could reach at least 0.000000015%.\5. Mathematician: Quarreling is a set of numbers. The language of quarreler A and that of quarreler B are intersecting but incompatible sets. Their intersection often consists of relatively vulgar words, such as "you," "die," "stupid," "foolish," etc.\6. Physicist: Quarreling is an interaction between objects. The active party is the instigator, the passive party is one forced into a quarrel, the transmission medium is language, the auxiliary medium is the body, the main medium propagates at Mach 1, and the intensity is greater than 80 decibels but less than 120 decibels.\7. Chemist: Quarreling is a reaction between two carbohydrate substances. The reaction process is as follows: at the start, the two substances emit language, causing a mild reaction; then they strongly volatilize, causing a violent reaction;Then the two substances will reduce the distance between each other due to the attractive force of the reaction, until direct contact between the substances occurs, occasionally resulting in a chemical reaction, namely bleeding.
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