A very stupid joke, normal people do not enter.

Examiner: Your education?
Candidate: Didn't finish elementary school.
Examiner: Ever been in a fight?
Candidate: That's a daily occurrence.
Examiner: Any criminal record?
Candidate: Just got out.
Examiner: How's your physical ability?
Candidate: Not bad, I can kick over a street vendor's three-wheeled cart with one kick.
Examiner: Dare to take other people's stuff?
Candidate: That's my specialty, just like taking my own stuff.
Examiner: Dare to hit an old man?
Candidate: Piece of cake, my dad taught me to beat people to the point of injury.
Examiner: You passed the exam, what we need in city management is exactly someone like you!
Examiner: One more question, what if something goes wrong?
Candidate: Just say I'm a temporary worker.

Examiner: Tonight's duty
Case 1, on the bus, due to the crowding a man and a woman accidentally bump into each other.
The fashionable woman turned around and said sharply, “Are you sick?”
The man was puzzled and replied, “Do you have medicine?”
People on the bus snickered!
The woman got angry and said, “Are you mentally ill?”
The man calmly replied, “Can you treat it?”
Everyone on the bus burst out laughing!
The bus driver stopped and laughed, leaning on the steering wheel!

Case 2:
The bus is extremely crowded, a woman stands by the door.
A guy tries to get off from the back and says to the woman: “Move aside, I need to get off.”
The woman doesn't move.
When the guy pushes past, he steps on her.
The woman is fierce, shouting non-stop: “Are you crazy! Are you crazy!~~” in a loud voice, drawing the attention of everyone.
The guy didn't say anything, but when getting off, he couldn't hold back and said to the woman: “You're like a broken record!”
Some funny kids in the back start acting out the scene.
Kid A: “You're crazy! ………” Kid B: “You're a broken record! ………”
Everyone bursts out laughing!
Later, a little girl tries to get off, pushes through cautiously and says: “I-I-I want to get off, I'm not crazy~!”
Everyone laughs again!
The woman doesn't say anything, but someone nearby comments: “Are you out of battery?”
Everyone laughs uncontrollably again!

3. Confucius said: In a fight, hit with a brick, don't mess around! Aim for the head! If not dead, keep going!
Buddha said: Nonsense! My Buddha is merciful! Don't overdo it! One brick is enough to kill!!!