Under 18s not allowed! / Evil

Dad and Mom took Ah-Dai to vacation at a beach in California.\The foreigners on the beach were all swimming naked without a stitch of clothing.\Ah-Dai: Dad, why isn't your ** as big as those uncles'?\Dad: ...Because...those uncles are richer than dad.\After a while, Ah-Dai wanted to drink cola, so Dad went alone to the store to buy some.\Ah-Dai and Mom stayed on the beach, but when Dad came back, he found Mom was missing.\Dad: Where's your mom?\Ah-Dai: Dad, right after you left, a very rich uncle came. He looked at my mom, and his money kept growing and growing, then later my mom went with him.\●An old lady went to see the doctor.\Old Lady: Doctor, recently my stomach hasn't felt well. I keep farting, but it's neither loud nor smelly.\Doctor: Here's a prescription, take the medicine as instructed and drink it at home.\A few days later, the old lady came again.\Old Lady: Doctor, I took your medicine, but my stomach still doesn't feel better, and I fart a lot—still not loud but very smelly.\Doctor: Here's another prescription, take the medicine as instructed and drink it at home.\A few days later, the old lady came again.\Old Lady: Doctor, I took your medicine, my stomach still isn't better, and I fart a lot—not only very smelly and loud, but extremely smelly and loud.\Doctor: Here's another prescription, take the medicine as instructed and drink it at home.\The old lady was anxious.\Old Lady: What kind of treatment is this? After taking your medicine, my stomach is getting worse!\Doctor: When you first came, you said your stomach hasn't felt well recently, and you kept farting, but it was neither loud nor smelly. Actually, your farts were both loud and smelly. I saw that your sense of smell and hearing were problematic. So, the first prescription treated your sense of smell, the second treated your hearing, and now the prescription I'm giving treats your stomach.\●A Xinjiang person and a Henan person had a car accident. The Xinjiang person got out, looked at the car, thought there wasn't much damage, and said to let it go.\The Henan person also smiled and said there wasn't much problem, and casually took a bottle of alcohol from the car.\Henan person: Brother, the car isn't badly damaged. Have some alcohol to calm your nerves!\The Xinjiang person took the alcohol, drank a big sip, and handed it to the Henan person.\Xinjiang person: Brother, have some too.\Henan person: I'm not in a rush, I'll drink after the police come and take a look.