Joke (9)
Having dinner with an upper-middle-class family. The husband trades stocks at home and boasts that he's done well over the past two or three months. The son-in-law works in finance and humbly says he's just making some 'bubble money.' The mother-in-law firmly says, 'The more bubble, the better!' In 2007, I had secretly admired her while in school but didn't have the courage to confess, let alone dare to touch her. After graduation, she was already married, and her husband was my classmate. That afternoon, she was feeding her baby while holding it, and I found a good excuse. I walked up to her, pressed her breasts with both hands, and then said to her baby, 'Say uncle, or you won't get to eat!'
