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〖Confession of a Water Post〗I am just an ordinary post. I was raised by my original poster (OP) just like any other friend, but I am naturally malnourished; the ink in my belly is too little, so I have degenerated into a lower-class 'water post'. This is probably the so-called racial discrimination caused by wealth disparities... Since becoming a water post, I haven't been disheartened, nor have I lost hope in life. Water posts are the ancestors of quality posts. I am a water post, but I am not self-conscious. My body may be disabled, but my spirit is not. I still have normal functions. I give the OP 3 points, and 1 point for replies; I pay my wages in full and never default. Although there are no extra rewards like for good or quality posts, for a post with congenital underdevelopment, I can have a clear conscience. I am a water post and I am humble. I will not compete with other good posts for limited quality post slots. I quietly contribute, gladly being a green leaf to highlight the essence of the red flower. I silently dedicate myself, willing to be a stepping stone towards quality posts. In fact, the reason I am a water post is not my fault; who doesn't want to live a normal post life! Am I a water post because it's easy? Since the moment I was born, I have lived in constant anxiety, never knowing when I will be targeted by moderators, fall into the 18th level of hell, or even be executed and deleted, with my remains unable to be restored even in the trash bin. I am a water post, whether good or bad at least I am still a post; posts also have dignity. I dislike being labeled as 'water' and given the title of ST stock, condemned to never rise. When I 'decline every day' and fall to the bottom of society, I envy those good posts and quality posts for having their own good positions. I envy their unique 'quality' badge on their head, how dignified, how cool. Oh~ my dear OP, save me. I hope my OP can renew me, even if I am only 50 characters tall, let me escape my defect and become a normal post, so I can woo the post of my dreams... I rise early and sleep late, eating without taste! After painful reflection, I made a firm decision: from now on, I will no longer be a water post. I will study Marxism-Leninism and the great thoughts of Chairman Mao diligently, use Deng Xiaoping Theory as my guiding light, arm myself with the important thought of the 'Three Represents', and implement the important speech on the 'Eight Honors and Eight Shames'.From now on, I will take quality posts and excellent posts as my role models for learning, study hard and make progress every day, serve my friends and serve the forum, and make my greatest contribution! ... The legend of spam posts has already vanished, the myth of spam posts has ended, so what meaning does it have for my spam posts to remain in the world? Even if one day the spam posts are locked, deleted, or fall, I hope that before I close my eyes in death, I can see many good posts and excellent posts rise up.