1. Son: "When we go to wish grandma a Happy New Year, what should I bring?" Mom: "Children don't need to bring anything when they go out." Son: "Last year when we went to grandma's house to wish her, didn't you say kids were allowed to bring 10 jin of stuff?" Mom: "This year, your task is to bring things back after coming home from grandma's house."
2. That noon during lunch, it was too hot, so I made some tea to drink, and also made a cup for Dad and brought it over. Dad took the tea and asked with his face full of caution: "How much is this tea per cup?!"
3. A student was always late for school and for class, so the teacher invited the parents to ask the reason. The mother said: "This is a condition he was born with. His birth was 8 days past the due date."
4. When I was in elementary school, a classmate once lent me a videotape. When I got home and watched it, I saw a line that said, "Young people under 18, please watch accompanied by parents," so I quickly ran to get my parents. Later, I spent almost an entire week with a bruised and swollen face. — This is the outcome of being an obedient child!
5. One day, I dismantled the TV. My dad said to me: "If you are fine, it's a sunny day; if you are not fine, I'll beat you to death."
