1. A person walks into a psychological clinic and says to the doctor: 'My family says I have a mental illness.' The doctor asks: 'Why?' 'Because I like silk shirts.' 'So what? I like silk shirts too.' 'Great! Do you like them steamed or boiled?'
2. Poster: Amazing discovery! Microwave ovens can actually recharge a bus card! A few days ago, a friend came to my house and, upon entering, casually placed his bus card next to the microwave. On a whim, I put the card in the microwave for 10 seconds. I didn't pay much attention at the time, but in the afternoon, when we were taking the bus together, my friend was amazed to see almost 10 yuan added to the card.
1L: Really? But I accidentally put mine in the fridge later, and 10 yuan was deducted. How come?
2L: Last time when I used glue, it accidentally dripped onto my IC card. I thought it was ruined... but surprisingly, every time I swipe it afterwards, no money is deducted.
3. Poster: They say cutting hair in the first month of the lunar year brings death to your uncle… How many of you don't believe it? Come in and leave your name!
Reply: No need to cut, February's spring breeze is like scissors.
4. She is a noble, he is an underdog. Because of a card game bet, he was fortunate enough to meet her and get to know her. He was very poor, always kicked around by high society, yet she didn't despise him, spending every day with him. Humble but happy.
However, in the end, they still lost. He said to her: 'Dear, go find someone else. I'm not worthy of you. You will be happy.'
She, tears streaming down her face, said: 'I won't let you say that. This round isn't your fault. Tomorrow, I will help you recharge your Blue Diamond.'
5. In the internet café, someone's phone rang. He hurriedly continued his game and turned on the speaker, so I could hear everything clearly:
A: 'Where is your J8?'
B: 'My J8 is in my underwear!'
A: 'Don't joke! Seriously, where are you?'
B: 'I am with my J8!'
