1. Two boys were dreaming together about how they would spend money once they had it. Boy A said: 'When I have money, I want to build a huge villa and also make a very big swimming pool.' Boy B said: 'I want the villa. I want two swimming pools.' Boy A asked: 'Why do you want two swimming pools?' Boy B thought for a long time and said: 'One is for washing my feet, and the other... is for washing my face.'
2. Today I saw a post: 6:30 get up decisively!!! 1st reply: The post time is 8:40? Why not 6:40? 2nd reply: Boot-up time is two hours...
3. Some female colleagues usually like to chat together. Once they were talking about how accurate their sixth sense was. While chatting, another female colleague walked over, and as soon as she heard this topic, she quickly interrupted: 'I don't like sixth sense!' Everyone asked why, and she replied: 'I like Durex.'
4. One day, a father said to his two sons: 'I'll give each of you an axe, let's see who can chop the most firewood in one day.' The elder son took the axe and went to the mountain to chop wood, while the younger son sharpened the axe before going up the mountain. As a result, the younger son won the competition. After hearing this story, I started sharpening myself in bed every morning. Surprisingly, I can quickly get dressed, quickly wash up, and quickly go out the door.
