Cringe-worthy embarrassing incident
1. I am an adult of a relatively large age, unmarried, female. That day, my younger brother suddenly said to me: 'I think my later life will definitely be miserable.' I curiously asked why. He said: 'Others only need to support their parents, but I have to support an elder sister too!' ... 2. Today I went to the supermarket to buy some things. At checkout, there was a long line of people. When it was my turn, the cashier scanned the barcodes for a long time but one bag of flour couldn't be scanned. She said: 'Sir, buy it next time.' 'That won't work, why? I have been standing in line for so long, try scanning it a few more times.' Still not working, the cashier asked me where I got the flour, and went to check the price. Not long after, she came back out of breath and said: 'Sir, our supermarket doesn't have this kind of flour. You brought flour from our bakery section.' 3. After work, I squeezed onto the bus and stood next to a family of three. They were all sitting. The child shouted that he wanted to get off the bus. His parents said: 'Almost there, at the next stop.' I was happy inside, thinking I could sit down. I waited through several stops, but they showed no sign of getting off. Until I got off, they were still sitting there. Parents really like to lie to their kids! I got tricked along with them. 4. At a tea party, a woman asked her neighbor: 'Who is that ugly person opposite?' The neighbor replied: 'He is my brother.' The woman was very embarrassed, and after a while said stammeringly: 'I'm really stupid, you two brothers look so alike, how did I not see it?' 5. My girlfriend has a small chest. Every time I touch it, I can't stop shaking my head and sighing. Surprisingly, she proudly sticks out her chest: 'They always say ‘‘big boobs, no brains,'' see how smart I am!' 'Yes, you are extremely smart~' Frustrated, I touch again! Seeing my frustration, she glanced at herself and then sadly asked, 'Are they really that small?' Seeing her pitiful look, I chivalrously pointed at her chest and said: 'Don't say that, a cent is still money!' When I touched again, she gloomily said: 'Small and you still touch~' I said in a deep, magnetic baritone: 'Exquisite, elegant, diamond-cut...' She got angry: 'I really don't understand why you touch it if you think it's small? What's so good to touch!!' I said in a flirtatious voice: 'I like this feeling, it's like...' She burst into tears of laughter, her sweet gentle voice lingering in my ear: 'Like what feeling?'"She laughed, but I cried. It was a kind of subtle feeling..."
