1. A beautiful girl walked into a bar and found a corner to sit. The waiter asked, "May I take your order?" The girl said, "Did any man look at me when I just came in?" The waiter, feeling puzzled, replied, "No." The girl said, "Looks like no one is going to pick up the tab for me, so let's go for something cheap!"
2. Last time I went to the kindergarten to play basketball, five little friends decisively double-teamed me, yet I still scored 50 points, grabbed 40 rebounds, and made 30 blocks. The kindergarten aunt kept exclaiming: "So strong, so skilled, we simply can't defend you."
3. A girl posted a photo of herself and said: "After careful consideration, I've decided not to apply for graduate school. Now looking for a boyfriend, let's strive together!" Friends unanimously replied: "Don't be irrational, you should still apply for graduate school!"
4. A young man, who was not serious about anything, became infatuated with a beautiful girl and repeatedly proposed to her. The girl, seeing no way to avoid him, disdainfully said: "If you want me to marry you, it has to be unless there's no sun and moon in the sky!" The young man, hearing this, happily grabbed her hand: "You mean, as long as it's a cloudy day, you'll marry me?"
5. A boy said to his girlfriend: "Sorry, I've been treating you badly recently! What can I do to make it up to you?" "Hmph, then take me to the movies tonight." "No problem! I promise I'll come get you after the movie!"