1. Man: 'You are my sunshine.' Woman: 'Am I really that scorching hot?' Man: 'You are my moon.' Woman: 'Am I really that cold?' Man: 'Then... you are my star.' Woman: 'Am I really that insignificant? Go away!'
2. Old Li went to buy vegetables. When he reached the stall selling eggs, he asked about the price of the eggs, and it had gone up by a few dimes. He couldn't help but say angrily, 'These must be the most expensive eggs in the city, right?' The young man selling eggs replied, 'The most expensive egg in the city is a face. I've been selling eggs for seven or eight years, and all the money I earned went to my girlfriend. But her mother said that with a daughter that pretty, I would need to sell eggs for another eight years to marry her!'