1. Two military officers argued over age at the dinner table and couldn't come to an agreement, so each took out their officer ID to let a beautiful woman at the table judge. The woman looked and saw that the officer IDs only showed the year and month of birth and that both were the same. She coquettishly said, 'It's the same every day—how am I supposed to know who's older and who's younger!'
2. While out studying, I was having a great chat with Xiao Wang. A young woman from Chongqing came over to listen, and Xiao Wang spoke even more enthusiastically. Maybe because she didn't understand, the young woman earnestly shouted to Xiao Wang, 'What exactly are you saying?' Xiao Wang's face turned red, and he stayed silent for a long time. The young woman still looked at Xiao Wang warmly, and finally Xiao Wang said very plaintively, 'I'm not an idiot!'
3. A little girl's perfume cap fell off in her bag, filling the cabin with fragrance. She started using a tissue to wipe her bag. Suddenly, the man sitting next to her changed his expression drastically and pointed at her, saying, 'Y-you, are you still going to let people go home~~'
4. A girl had a birthday and wanted me to give her a camera lens. I said, 'It's fine to give it to you, but if something happens, don't expose me.' She said, 'What could possibly happen?' I looked at her pitiful face and sighed, 'If someone gets scared to death, don't say the crime tool came from me.'