1. At the start of the new semester, the geography teacher walked onto the podium with a smile and began to speak slowly: 'I am Li Jianmin. You all know Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty, right? I am not acquainted with him. He could become an emperor, but I could not. You could say that a single character difference created eternal regret. Li Shimin spilled blood at Xuanwu Gate and killed his own brothers, showing no regard for heavenly justice. Since he does not follow heavenly justice, neither will I. I will talk about Geography…'
2. When I was attending vocational school, our class was Electric and Mechanical Class 8. One day, the school organized a tug-of-war competition. Our class faced Class 2. Two hundred girls shouted overtime: 'Ji Er… Go… Ji Er… Go…' Our girls also imitated them: 'Ji Ba… Go… Ji Ba… Go…' Oh my god... just shut up already!
3. In the corridor of the teaching building, I overheard a conversation. A student asked: 'Such a beautiful girl is pursuing you, why did you turn her down?' Another student replied: 'No matter how beautiful a girlfriend is, she cannot be as beautiful as math. She left, so brother has to stay up all night doing problems.' I instantly felt my own level was too low.
4. During the unified health check at graduation, one item was a color blindness test. When it was a guy's turn, he stared at the image blankly. The doctor beside him said: 'Just say the numbers, hurry up.' The guy replied: 'Got it, wait a moment.' Five seconds later, the doctor got anxious: 'Just say the numbers!' The guy said: 'Why the hurry? I just finished counting: 26 yellow, 37 red, 14 green…'
5. One day, someone in the dorm said happily: 'Although there are many people in our dorm, no one snores and bothers others.' Another asked: 'How do you know?' That person said: 'I got up at night recently and did not hear any snoring.' Another immediately said: 'You woke up, of course you didn't hear anything.' The whole dorm burst into laughter.
6. If one day, math and physics fell in love and math ran away with physics, disappearing from campus, chemistry, who loved math deeply, would commit suicide… Geography would say: 'Dear, I'll die with you…' Then their good friends English, History, Politics couldn't bear it… and all vomited blood and died. Self-study students for Information, Music, and Art said: 'Dear, only us are left, live well,' I think this is the most beautiful love story I have ever heard.
7. In this world, the most annoying thing is doing homework;Nothing is more bothersome than doing homework every day; nothing is more bothersome than doing homework every day is doing assignments; nothing is more bothersome than doing assignments is doing homework every day; nothing is more bothersome than doing homework every day is doing homework under the supervision of parents every day...