A very deep joke

1. On the night of his wedding, Liu Bei, grinning foolishly, said to his beautiful wife, “It's time for the second brother to make his appearance!”
Suddenly, Guan Yu burst through the door, shouting, “Thanks, Big Brother!” Then he said, “Let me show you just how powerful I, your little brother, am!”
No sooner had he spoken than Zhang Fei leapt through the window, shouting, “Thanks, Second Brother!”

2. A man sadly said to his friend, “My wife is unfaithful to me!!”
The friend asked, “Really? What happened?”
The man cried, “She told me that last night she was with her sister, but in reality, last night her sister was with me!”

3. A group of young people were chatting in a bar, and while talking, they started guessing riddles.
Someone asked, “Ten men secretly watching five women bathe, what idiom does this correspond to?”
Many people actually know this idiom: ‘colorful.'
But a girl pondered for a long time, then suddenly her eyes lit up, and shyly asked, “Is it ‘two-pronged approach'?”

4. The new version of “Dream of the Red Chamber” has been widely criticized!
There was a comment saying: “Lin Daiyu in the old version of Dream of the Red Chamber seems like she came from heaven to the human world!”
“Lin Daiyu in the new version of Dream of the Red Chamber seems like she came from the mortal world to heaven!”

5. A friend opened a ******** store and wanted to come up with a store name.
He asked several friends to help him think of a name, with the requirement that it be both subtle and life-related.
One of my friends thought for 3 seconds and said, just call it ‘Daily Sundries.'

6. I casually flipped through my mom's notes and was shocked:
July 1: Flower wreath…
July 3: Flower wreath…
July 4: …Flower wreath
I went crazy. There haven't been so many funerals recently, right?!
Later I asked my mom, and she gestured and said: Didn't you mean the ‘juǎn' in steamed bun? The one in ‘flower bun'?
Fainted…

7. Once I overheard a girl shouting angrily on the phone: “Get lost! Just get lost! I never want to speak to you again! I never want to see you again!”
Then she hung up fiercely. Less than two minutes later, she started dialing her boyfriend again, but it showed that his phone was off.
So she kept calling and calling, and after more than ten minutes, she finally got through!
As soon as it was connected she shouted: “How dare you turn off your phone and not answer me!! Get lost!! Get lost!!”“8. A guy just got a new girlfriend, and we were all very surprised! Because he has never been interested in women and doesn't like dating. We asked him the reason, and he said: ‘It's too hot; men feel embarrassed to carry an umbrella when they go out.' Worship! What a classy answer!

9. A man was driving with a parrot and a truckload of hens to make deliveries! On the way, a sexy woman waved for a ride, and the man gladly agreed. During the trip, the man acted mischievously and groped her; the woman was furious! The man threatened: ‘Want me to grope or not? If you don't want it, get out.' The woman had no choice but to get off the car. The man, with his anger having nowhere to go, casually threw the parrot into the back of the truck. On the way, the man suddenly noticed that the hens in the back kept jumping out of the truck. Strange, he stopped to check. At that moment, only one hen and the parrot remained in the truck. Then, the parrot said to the hen: ‘Want me to grope or not? If you don't want it, get out.'

10. Two men were chatting. One man asked: ‘What's a banana person?'
The other man explained: ‘Chinese kids who grow up abroad: although their exterior is yellow, their hearts have been assimilated by white people. Yellow on the outside, white inside, so they're called banana people.'
After hearing this, the man said: ‘Hey!! I thought it was someone with an overly long foreskin!'