A shop specializing in women's marriage services has just opened in the city center, where women can go in and choose a spouse they like. At the entrance, there's a sign: —Only one person can go in and shop once! The shop has six floors, and as the height increases, the quality of men also improves. But please note, customers can choose a husband on any floor or choose to go upstairs, but they cannot return to the floor they visited before...... A woman comes to this shop looking for a husband. On the first floor, it says: Men here have jobs. Without looking, the woman goes up to the second floor. On the second floor, it says: Men here have jobs and love children. The woman goes up to the third floor, and on the third floor it says: The men here have jobs, love children, and are handsome. Wow! She sighed, but still forced herself to climb up. Fourth floor: The men here have jobs and love children. Suffocatingly handsome, and even helps with housework. Wow! Spare me! The woman shouted, "I can't stand my ground!" Then she climbed up to the fifth floor again. Fifth floor: The men here have jobs and love children, suffocatingly handsome, help with housework, and have a strong romantic spirit. The woman almost wanted to stay on this floor, but still walked toward the top floor full of anticipation. On the sixth floor, a huge electronic bulletin board appeared, saying: You are the 123456789 visitor to this floor. There are no men here; this floor exists only to prove how impossible it is for women to please them. Thank you for visiting......\ Soon, a shop specializing in men's marriage services opened across the street, operating in a manner similar to the former. The women on the first floor are beautiful. The women on the second floor are beautiful and wealthy...... As a result, no man has ever been on the floors above the second floor, from the third to the sixth floor......
Interpretation: A woman's instinct is fantasy. A man's instinct is reality. This is why there are always more outstanding leftover women than outstanding single men, and why there are more resentful women than resentful men in marriage. Rather than empty-handed, it's better to seize the strengths you have and live with your partner's strengths. \2. About Trust
A woman didn't come home for one night. The next day, she told her husband she was sleeping at a female friend's place. Her husband called her best 10 friends, but not a single friend knew about it!—A man didn't come home one night, and the next day he told his wife that he slept at a friend's place. His wife called his 10 best friends, and 8 of them confirmed that her husband had indeed slept at their place…\—The other 2 said: “Your husband is still at my place today!”\—Someone showed this post to his wife, and unexpectedly, she got very excited and immediately called his friends to ask if he was there. The result was predictable, once again proving the point above! What's even more outrageous is that one guy actually said that he was drunk at his house and was asleep, and even asked the wife if she wanted him to wake him up to take the call?\—After hanging up, that friend's call immediately came through to his phone. Once he answered, the friend yelled before he could say anything: "Where are you? Hurry home, your wife is looking for you. I said you were drunk at my place… Don't forget to have a drink before going back…" After finishing the call, he just looked at his wife in silent disbelief…\—Interpretation: We've all heard the story of 'The Boy Who Cried Wolf.' Yet we don't realize that we ourselves are crying wolf every day. When we continuously demand the trust of others, we must not forget that trust also requires a clear conscience.\3. About Gender\—Men using an ATM card: park the car by the ATM, insert the card, enter the PIN, take the money, and retrieve the card and receipt.\—Women using an ATM card: park the car by the ATM, touch up makeup using the rearview mirror, turn off the engine, put the keys in the purse, get out of the car. Search the purse to find the ATM card, insert it, search the purse for the gum wrapper with the PIN on it, enter the PIN, read the instructions on the screen, take two minutes. Press cancel and re-enter the correct PIN, check the account balance, read the screen instructions again, select to withdraw cash. Walk back to the car, touch up makeup using the rearview mirror, search the purse for the keys, start the engine, drive 5 meters and stop. Reverse back to the ATM, touch up makeup using the rearview mirror, get out, take the money, ATM card, and receipt, get in the car, touch up makeup, search the purse for a place to put the ATM card. Shift into reverse, adjust gears, drive. After driving 10 kilometers, release the handbrake.\—Interpretation: After reading this, it's finally clear why God created women after creating men—the complete irreplaceability of both. So don't expect men to be as meticulous and considerate as women, just as you shouldn't expect women to be as straightforward and decisive as men.4. About Change
When in love, a man holds a woman while sleeping. The woman says: "You are holding me too tightly, I can hardly breathe." The man laughs and says: "I like holding you, otherwise I can't sleep." After they become a married couple, one day the woman complains: "You don't hold me at night when you sleep. How is this any different from sleeping alone?" The man says: "Sleeping together makes it uncomfortable for both of us, don't you think?"
One day, the man suddenly picks up the woman in the middle of a busy street and walks a long distance. The woman laughs and says: "Are you crazy? Put me down, it's not good for people to see this." The man says: "Why be afraid? I like holding you." Many years later, the woman coquettishly asks the man in the busy street: "Hold me!" The man says: "Are you crazy?"
One day, the woman tells the man: "Hold me!" The man obediently bends down to pick her up and puts her on the bed. Many years later, the woman tells the man: "Hold me on the bed!" The man says irritably: "Are your legs broken?"
One day, the man promises the woman: "Even if you become a fat woman in the future, I will hug you every day; even when you become an old lady, I will continue to hold you." Many years later, the woman has gained weight and grown old and wants the man to hold her. The man says irritably: "Do you want to crush me?"
Interpretation: It is hard to believe that the man who hugged you on that day and the man who doesn't hug you years later is the same person.
5. About Needs
0–5 years: girl → mother / boy → mother.
6–10 years: girl → as long as it's a boy she doesn't dislike / boy → a boy who can play with him to tease girls.
11–15 years: girl → older boys aged fifteen to eighteen / boy → football, basketball, tennis, ping pong...
16–20 years: girl → seventeen- or eighteen-year-old handsome boys everyone praises / boy → women, that's all!
21–25 years: girl → men aged 25–29, with career, taste, talent... / boy → beautiful women aged 20–24 with a nice figure.
26–30 years: girl → still insists on men older than herself / boy → beautiful women aged 20–24 with a nice figure.
30–40 years: girl → good men with whom she connects spiritually / boy → beautiful women aged 20–24 with a nice figure.
40–50 years: girl → men / boy → beautiful women aged 20–24 with a nice figure.
50-60 years old: Female → is a man who can grow old with her / Male → 20~24 years old, a beautiful woman with a good figure.
70-80 years old: Female → found in her fifties or sixties, no need to take care of herself / Male → 20~24 years old, beautiful and well-figured.
80-90 years old: Female → Dead man later than herself / Male → Although I have presbyopia and can't see clearly...... But I still hope it's 20~24...... Summary: From 20 onward, men have very dedicated needs for women! Interpretation: Women love fully before 25. After 25, say goodbye to love and dreams for good. Instead of pinning your dreams on men, it's better to entrust your dreams to yourself. After all, men are beyond saving. It leaves people at a loss and utterly captivated. When facing love, be brave and boldly express your love. If there are flowers to pick, you must pick them; don't wait until there are no flowers but only empty branches. People inevitably experience birth, aging, sickness, and death; no matter how they live, it's a lifetime. If you miss love, you miss the brilliance of life.
Sentence 9: "The wealthy in the world eventually become a couple." In modern society, people are becoming increasingly snobbish, and love is becoming less important. So I have to believe that "The rich in the world eventually become a couple" is the most accurate description of modern love.
Sentence 10: "To succeed, you need friends; to achieve great success, you need enemies." Competition brings development; because of the presence of enemies and the determination to never admit defeat, people strive to do their work well. Therefore, sometimes enemies are stronger than friends. There are no eternal enemies, but there are everlasting friends. Sometimes, enemies can become friends.
