Next to the dormitory is the girls' dormitory. The night before last, around midnight, a girl in the opposite dorm was on the balcony making a phone call. It seemed like she had been dumped by her boyfriend, crying herself hoarse. My roommate on the upper bunk and I were both woken up by the noise. The girl cried for a long time... I couldn't hold it anymore and ran out to the balcony, shouting: "Crying in the middle of the night, what's the point? It's just a man! Come to me tomorrow, I'll be your man!" The next day, the girl came over... and it worked!!!
1. Don't seek someone of equal social status, just seek the right feeling. 2. People in high society always like doing some lowly things. 3. While sleeping, you can dream up ideals and drool. 4. Whether you're foolish or not depends on whether you can pretend to be foolish. 5. For girls: if you're out in the world, sooner or later you'll end up pregnant. 6. A girl chasing a guy—there's a veil in between. A guy chasing a girl—there's a mother in between. 7. Searching for her thousands of times, suddenly turning back, that person still looks at me with disdain.
At the morning court, Emperor Renzong of Song surveyed the ministers with authority and angrily said: "Why isn't Bao Zheng here?!" "Your Majesty, isn't Bao Zheng right here?" Eight Princes pointed at the helpless Bao Zheng. Emperor Renzong: "Oh, judging by his avatar being black, I thought he was offline~~~"
