[Be careful not to spurt out what's in your mouth] Hilarious CF version of the Eight Honors and Eight Shames

"?Take pride in getting headshots without using a scope, feel ashamed if you get stabbed while holding a gun? ?Take pride in finishing someone with a single headshot, feel ashamed if you run out of bullets and the opponent is still alive? ?Take pride in headshots with a handgun, feel ashamed if you shoot all your bullets from a machine gun and miss? ?Take pride in helping turn a defeat into a victory, feel ashamed if you quit forcefully because you can't win? ?Take pride in killing three people with a single grenade, feel ashamed if you get blown away by a grenade three times in a row? ?Take pride in charging bravely into battle, feel ashamed if you steal kills from others who are already low on health? ?Take pride in continuously killing countless people, feel ashamed if you are killed repeatedly by others? ?Take pride in killing N people with 10 health, feel ashamed if you hide in a spot as soon as your health is low?"