[Test] The highest level of watching a cold joke is wanting to laugh but not showing it on the outside. Did you achieve it?

1. Xiaobai looks a lot like his brother. Do you know why? Because: he really looks like Dabai.
2. A polar bear is alone on the ice, staring blankly. Bored, he starts pulling out his own fur to play, one strand… two strands… three strands… until not a single strand is left. Suddenly he yells… So cold!!
3. There was a person who looked like an onion, and as he was walking, he suddenly started crying.
4. On a hot summer day, two bananas were walking on the road. The banana in front suddenly felt very hot. He said, "So hot, I want to take off my clothes." So he peeled off his skin. As a result, the banana behind fell down.
5. There is a hide-and-seek club. They still haven't found the club leader.
6. What is it to make a V with two fingers? It's "Yay~~". If your hands shake and you stretch them down, what is it? It's a falling leaf! Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter.
7. Stretch four fingers, how many? FOUR. Bend four fingers, how many? WONDERFUL~!
8. Once upon a time, a piece of bread was walking down the street. He felt hungry, so he ate himself.
9. Once upon a time, a marshmallow played ball for a long time. He said, "So tired, I feel like my whole body has gone soft."
10. Once upon a time, there was a little lamb. One day he went out to play and ran into the big bad wolf. The big bad wolf said, "I'm going to eat you!" Guess what happened? The big bad wolf ate the little lamb.
11. There is a generation gap but no cleavage — communication becomes difficult.
12. Among a wolf, a tiger, and a lion, who would be eliminated if they played a game? The wolf, because: Momotaro eliminates the wolf.
13. When does Chen Shui-bian want unification? When buying instant noodles.
14. Why is the silkworm baby very rich? Because... silkworms spin cocoons (frugal).
15. Which historical figure deserves a beating the most? Su Wu, because: Su Wu herded sheep by the northern sea (beaten by the sea).
16. Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. His classmates saw his new hairstyle and laughed: "Xiaoming, your head looks like a kite!" Xiaoming felt very wronged, ran outside crying… and as he kept crying… he flew up.
17. One day, three little pigs built three houses to escape the big bad wolf. The big bad wolf effortlessly blew down the grass house, the wooden house, and the brick house. The three little pigs ran desperately, but the wolf still caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, "Do as you like."We gave up, do whatever you want. At this moment, the Big Bad Wolf smirked, leaving some saliva and said: 'Then quickly tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is? [If you still laughed, then give me the flower ∠※ >3<]