A chat record between a hacker and a computer idiot, a warm little love (very warm and funny)

Hacker: I took control of your computer. Xiaobai: How? Hacker: Use Trojan Horse Xiaobai: ...where? Why can't I see it? Hacker: Open your task manager. Novice: It's not in “My Computer”. Hacker: Forget it, pretend I haven't done anything. Hacker: I have taken control of your computer. Novice: Oh. Hacker: Are you scared? ! Hehe Xiaobai: You came just in time, please help me with the anti-virus. My computer has been having a lot of problems recently. Hacker:... Xiaobai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will? Hacker: You can install a firewall. Newbie: If you install a firewall, will you not be able to enter? Hacker: No, I just want to add a bit of fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel stupid. Xiaobai: I heard that you can create "viruses"? Hacker: Yeah. Xiaobai: Can you control other people's computers? ! Hacker: Generally yes. Xiaobai: Can you hack those websites? Hacker: Of course, haven't you heard people call me a “hacker”? Xiaobai: ...Oh, I thought it was because you were so shy... "Xiao!" Hacker: Here I go again! ! Xiaobai: Don't you find it annoying to come in every day? Hacker: It's very annoying. Your machine is the worst I've ever seen. Xiaobai: No, this is a famous brand. Hacker: I mean, apart from mentally retarded games, there are only viruses in your machine. Xiaobai: Oh, have you seen my "Lianliankan"? I don't remember where it is installed. I've been looking for it for a long time. Hacker: ...Goodbye. Hacker: Hi! I'm here. Xiaobai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall? Hacker: Haha, it's a joke. It's easier to get on your machine than mine. Don't you miss me? Xiaobai: I want to ask you to do a favor. Hacker: What is it? Xiaobai: Can you enter the power system and modify some data? Hacker: ...What do you want to do! ! Xiaobai: Please, help me pay my electricity bill this month... Hacker: Go to hell! ! Hacker: Where did you die? ! ! Xiaobai: ...you have been out for a few days, what do you want with me? Hacker: I'm looking for something. Xiaobai: What are you looking for here? Hacker: For viruses, look for an old virus from a few years ago. Only your machine has the most complete collection of viruses! Hacker: Here I come! ! Xiaobai:... Hacker: Why don't you speak? Xiaobai: I'm in a bad mood. Hacker: Who bullied you? Xiaobai: I lost one of my Chechi numbers, which contained my first online love. Hacker: It's simple. I'll get it back for you. Xiaobai: I can't get it back. Hacker: Impossible. Tell me, what number is it? Xiaobai: Oh... I just don't remember. Xiaobai: Come out! ! ! ! Hacker: What's wrong? ! Xiaobai: Did you use my ID to play in the forum? ! ! hacker:. . . . Sorry, I forgot to tell you, but I didn't do anything bad. I just made up a post. I promise I won't play it again next time. Xiaobai: That won't work! ! ! Hacker: What else do you want? Xiaobai: Your post made me blush. It's my first time to blush. I'm so happy. You must make up another one for me. Hacker: Oh! Hacker: Hehe, I did something very interesting just now. Xiaobai: What happened. Hacker: I went to the forum to upvote the post. Xiaobai: This is very common. Hacker: I upvoted the post as soon as I saw it, and called the poster a pig as much as I wanted. It was good to relieve my anger. Xiaobai: Wow, that's so fun. I would never dare, I would be banned! Hacker: Yes, it has been blocked. Xiaobai: Is this interesting? ! Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID. Xiaobai: Are you an expert? Hacker: You can say so. Xiaobai: How high is it?Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored. Xiaobai: Ha, I can do this too! Hacker: #¥%! So can you? ! Xiaobai: Yes, it goes black as soon as I turn off the phone. . . . . Hacker: Get out of here. . . . . . . . ! Xiaobai: Xiaohei, come out quickly! ! ! Xiao Hei: What's going on? I haven't woken up yet! Xiaobai: Why can't I input my password? Xiaohei: What did you use to input it? Xiaobai: Of course it's the keypad, idiot! Xiaohei:. . . . . . . . . . . . How can you type in if your keypad is not open? Xiaobai: Please open it for me! ! ! Xiaohei:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (While vomiting blood) Xiaobai: Xiaohei, please tell me what Google is? Hacker: It's a search engine, so you can find things quickly! Xiaobai: Well, let me try. Hacker: Have you tried it? Xiaobai: Yes, I found Google instantly using Baidu. Hacker: Can you throw a stone at me? Xiaobai: Can we meet? Hacker: . . . . . . . . This, that's not good, why do you want to meet? Xiaobai: I want to see if you are what I think. Hacker: Oh, what do you think? Xiaobai: He is very handsome, wears tights, and is magical. He can go anywhere and maintain world peace everywhere.// Hacker:. . . . . . . . You're talking about Spider-Man, boss! Hacker: Hello~~~ Xiaobai: You come here every day, are you very curious about me? Hacker: It's not curiosity, it's a habit, so I came in easily. Xiaobai: Huh, I have a good way to change your habit. Hacker:. . . . . . . . oh?! What can I do? Xiaobai: I'll go to the telecommunications bureau and change the bandwidth to 1k, so you can't squeeze in because it's too narrow, haha~~ Hacker: What a genius! . . . . . . . . . . Can you still access the Internet? Xiaobai: Yes, take your time! Hacker: Why are there so many things on your computer desktop? Xiaobai: It's easy to find. Hacker: Why did you put the DVD movie on the desktop? Xiaobai: I like to watch that movie, it's so touching. Hacker: ````````````` Xiaobai: Xiaohei, let me ask you, why does the lower right corner of the computer keep prompting "Insufficient space on the c drive to release ```````" Hacker: Damn it! Hacker: Hello! Hacker: Hello! Xiaobai~ Hacker: Why are you ignoring me? Xiaobai: I'm crying. Hacker: Ah? What's the matter? Who bullied you? Xiaobai: No, no one bullied me. Hacker: Why are you crying? Xiaobai: Watch Crayon Shin-chan, Xiaoxin is lost~ He is so pitiful~5555555~ Hacker: -_-|||, then keep crying! ! ! ! Xiaobai: I want to install anti-virus software. Hacker: Well, okay, your computer needs an anti-virus software. Xiaobai: I want to install a famous brand, preferably Sony, or BMW. Hacker: Are adidas good? Xiaobai: OK, help me install it. Hacker: Damn it! I'm in trouble! Xiaobai: Xiaohei, what if I want to delete unused things on my computer, but I can't delete them? Hacker: When starting the computer, press f8 to enter "Safe Mode with Commands" -> "Path" -> Delete the file name, and it's OK~ Xiaobai: I want to delete the windows in the C drive. Hacker: That is the system folder Xiaobai: But I have never used it. Hacker: I shouldn't discuss this with you! Damn~ Xiaobai: Do you really think I'm an idiot? Hacker: That's right. Xiaobai: My netizens say that I am very smart. Hacker: What did they say? Xiaobai: I won't tell you*_* Hacker: You must have sent them plmm's photo again, right? Xiaobai: How do you know?~~~~ Hacker: Damn! ! Xiaobai: Xiaohei? Do you have any interesting things to do during your summer vacation?Hacker: Yes, why are you asking this all of a sudden? Xiaobai: Then send it to me with more details. . Hacker: Oh, wait a minute. . (After 15 minutes) Hacker: No, why do you want me to send it to you? Xiaobai: Teacher wants me to hand in my summer homework, which is to record 10 interesting things during my summer vacation. . Hacker: Damn it! ! Hacker: We have known each other for a while, right? Xiaobai: Yeah. Hacker: Do you think I treat you well? Xiaobai: Not bad. . Hacker: Heehee (shy) Xiaobai: What are you doing? You want to borrow money? Hacker: ``````````'' Xiaobai: I still owe the squad leader 5 yuan for my money! Hacker: ```````````` Pretend I didn't ask anything. . Xiaobai: Come out! Ask you! · Hacker: What? Novice: Do you know how to steal? Hacker: Nonsense! Xiaobai: Then help me pick out the number. . Hacker: Tell me the number. . Novice: 10,000 Hacker:! ·#¥%……—* Xiaobai: Do you find it interesting to enter my computer every day? Hacker: It's interesting! Xiaobai: What's the point? Hacker: I'm studying why your computer, which is full of viruses, doesn't crash. . Xiaobai: I know! hacker:. . . . . . . . #¥%! Why? Xiaobai: This is called fighting fire with fire! Xiaobai: I also want to control your computer. Hacker: That won't work. I will go crazy if someone else enters my computer. Xiaobai: This is not fair! ! Hacker: Well, okay, then you have control. Xiaobai:. . . . . . . . But I can't. . . . . . . . Hacker: Quack~~~That's why I agree! ! ! Hacker: I'm here again. Xiaobai: This may be the last time we meet. Hacker: Oh? What happened? Xiaobai: I want to reinstall the system, anti-virus, and install a firewall to prevent you from coming in! Hacker: So you hate me so much. . . . . . . . . . Okay, I won't come anymore. Goodbye. Xiaobai: Yeah. . . . . . . . . . Hey, wait a minute! ! First teach me what reinstalling the system is! hacker:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Novice: Can you answer computer questions? Hacker: It should be possible. Novice: Which key on the keyboard is the coolest? Hacker: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I don't know. Xiaobai: Of course it's “f4”! ! Hacker: Faint! Xiaobai: My computer is really broken this time. Hacker:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . I just checked and there is nothing wrong with your computer. Xiaobai: That means you are bullying me. Hacker: No. Xiaobai: You do! None of the mp3 files sent to me have images! Hacker: Help~~~~~~~ Hacker: Here I come~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hacker: Huh? Human? Hacker: Not here yet? Isn't this a waste of electricity? Hacker: Oh my God, where are you? Come out quickly, don't scare me~~~~ Hacker: Not yet? I copied the files in your computer to one disk and pasted them to another disk a hundred times, a hundred times~! ~ Hacker: Not here yet? Xiaobai: Haha, I've been here all along, but my keyboard just broke. It took me a long time to find out that the socket fell off. . Xiaobai: Let me ask you a question. Hacker: Tell me. Xiaobai: In addition to mine, can you also control other people's computers? Hacker: Yes, yes. . . . . . . . Xiaobai: Is it okay even if there is no Internet? Hacker:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Xiaobai: Can you remotely control other people's machines? Hacker:. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Xiaobai: You can still steal top secret documents! ! ! Hacker: I think you've watched too many movies, go and get some sleep. Hacker: It's so late, why aren't you offline? Xiaobai: Oh, it's time to go offline. I'll unplug the power. Hacker: Wait!You don't know how to shut down? Xiaobai: Yes, just click shutdown and it won't move. You can only press power. Hacker: You modify the registry: open hkey_local_machinesoftwaremicrosoftwindowsntcurrentversionwinlogon, right-click on the winlogon item, select "New" → "String Value", enter "powerdownaftershutdown", double-click to edit the value to 1, and then it will automatically shut down. . noob:. . . . . . . . . . . . I still press the power button