Funny joke: One day, the physics teacher of a certain class at a girls' middle school called in sick. All 40 female students were looking forward to who would lead the class. When the physics class arrived, it turned out to be a handsome male teacher. A female classmate said provocatively: "Teacher, can we skip the class and play some exciting games?" The male teacher was silent for a while and said: Okay~~ Dear students, put your textbooks away, now is the test!
A man mistakenly swallowed the artificial eye into his mouth, and it got stuck in his butt and couldn't take it out. He went to the hospital. The doctor fainted on the spot after seeing it. When he woke up, he said: I have been looking at the butthole all my life, but I didn't expect to be looked at by the butthole at the end...