1. Poster: Please smash the photos of me and my girl~
Reply: The sexual organs of plants are inserted into the excrement of long-horned artiodactyls...
2. Posted by: I bought a new manor. It would scare you to death to tell you how big it is - it took me two and a half hours to drive around it! ! !
Reply: Well, I used to have such a broken car~
3. Posted by: Isn't it hot for you women to wear bras in the summer?
Reply: It will be too hot if we don't take you...
4. The original poster: When I was having sex with my girlfriend, she seemed to call out another man's name...
Reply: Why are you dissatisfied with someone else's woman? ! !
5. Originally Answered: Why was it that when President Hu visited Japan, the Japanese side was relatively indifferent and didn't even have a welcome sign at the airport?
Reply: How to hang up? Warmly welcome Chinese elders to Japan?
6. Poster: Collect the most scolding words without using any curse words.
Reply: Did your mother throw away the person when she gave birth to you and raise the placenta?
7. Posted by: Dad gave my husband a deer whip. What do you think it means? Those who still have photos said~
Reply: This is the encouragement of the older generation to the younger generation~~~
8. Originally Answered: What is the palace sand on the little dragon girl's arm in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" and what is it used for?
Reply: Shou Gongsha is the desktop shortcut for Virgin.
9. Posted by: The news said that someone was swallowed by a python. What should I do if I actually encounter a python in the wild?
Reply 11: Pinch the seven inches and poke the anus, two very effective methods. I hope everyone will spread the word.
Reply 12: Stab the snake's anus or your own anus?
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Reply 48: Xu Xian knows what to poke with!
10. Originally Answered: I have to shave my armpits in the summer, otherwise wearing short sleeves will affect my ladylike image. Let me ask you again, do you need to shave your pubic hair?
Reply: Don't scratch your mouth!
I am speechless after seeing these replies...
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Qingcheng, you shouldn't use a giant panda, you should change it to Qingcheng @ a panda whip, fucking you until your heart is torn and your lungs are ripped
The meaning of giant panda is that it is more noble than the red panda, and the panda is better than Soft Zhonghua.
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