The total mobile phone bill in arrears every new month is T_T
One day the devil kidnapped the princess, and the princess kept screaming. Devil: "Just call me Broken Throat... No one will come to save you..." Princess: "Broken Throat... Broken Throat..." No one: "Princess... I'm here to save you..." Demon King: "Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will be there..." Cao Cao: "Devil... what did you call me for..." Demon King: "Wow... I saw a ghost" Ghost: "*! I was discovered..." *: "Ghost, you can see me..." Demon King: "Oh, My God!" God: "Who called me?" Who: "No one called you..." No one: "Where am I? You're pretending!" Garlic: "Who is pretending to be me?" Who: "Me again? Are you looking for trouble?" Trouble: "Which one is looking for me?" Which one: "Looking for you? I didn't... Hey, there are a lot of people here." Many people: "I just arrived...who are you?" Which one: "I am not who." Who: "He is not me." Princess: "Are you all here to save me?" Everyone: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the excitement." Liveliness: "What do I have to see?" God: "It's none of my business, let's go first." : "You answer one question before leaving, why are so many people saving the princess? How can I continue to act as the devil?" Go down: "If you don't want to be the devil, why should you play me?" Princess: "If no one plays the devil, I can leave." No one: "If I play the devil, how can I let you go..." How could it be: "I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the fun." Lively: "What are you watching me do?" What? :"You actually want to "fuck" me? Scoundrel!" You actually: "How can I have anything?" Me: "What does it have to do with me?" Demon King: "*! I'm going crazy..." :"I'm here! Is someone calling me?" Someone: "I didn't call you!" I didn't: "Who called him?" Who: "It's unfair...I didn't..." I didn't: "I didn't accuse you wrongly..." You: "I'm sorry, you don't dare either." Forgive you: "Who said I didn't dare!?" Who: "Please...I didn't say anything" I didn't say anything: "What do you want me to say?" I have nothing: "...you...aren't you my long-lost brother?" My long-lost brother: "I will be called... even if my name is so long..." Who: "...I want to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible" Right and wrong: "So this is my territory..." I have nothing and nothing: "Don't bother us, we are talking..." Don't bother us: "I am not talking..." I don't: "I am not talking!..." I have nothing: "-_-"... Let's go... let's go outside and talk..." Go: "I'm sorry... (twisting)" I have nothing to do: "It's none of your business... Flash..." (The two brothers walked out angrily) None of your business: "Ugh... why did you drive me away..." Why: "I didn't drive you away... Be good... don't cry" I didn't: "Oh... it's none of my business again" None of my business: "What? Did someone call me?" Someone: "Who wants to call you..." Someone: "I really have to leave...T.T" Leaving: "I'm really sorry...*V.V*" ("Who" fell to the ground) None of your business: "...Aren't you my cousin?" None of my business: "...Cousin...Long time no see..." Long time: "I'm not here..." Demon King: "Are you done?" Endless: "He doesn't have me" You: "I don't have him" I: "Who said that?" Who: "Why do you want me to do it?" You: "You actually want to fuck me?" You: "I don't know how to fuck him" I: "Who said I can't?" Who: "Unjust...in vain! I didn't say..." Said: "What do you want me to do?" You: "You two are so shameless!" You two: "I want it! I want it!" Face: "Who wants me?" Who: "I don't want it." Demon King: "Hurry up, I'm going to chase someone else out." Human: "Drive me out? Find K." K: "Who wants me?" Who: "aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, and I'll kill him if you mention it again!" Him: "Don't kill me." Me: "Who wants to kill me?""Who: "Finally let me catch one, kill me..." One: "Don't catch me" Me: "I've had enough, whoever mentions my name again, I will never let you go!" Who: "Look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!" Me: "Look at my Nine-Yin White Bone Claws!" Eighteen Subduing Dragon Palms: "What's good about me?" Nine-Yin White Bone Claws: "What's good about me?" What's cool: "Brother, I finally found you!" What's cool: "Brother, let's go out and chat." Demon King: "Damn... this is a marriage recognition meeting..."
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Disdain the original poster!
The person on the first floor is crazy, everyone ignore him →_→
I won't look! I'm going crazy!
Same as the one below on the second floor
...So awesome aaa, being overdue is very normal, monthly closing after all
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