First of all, everyone must cultivate the lofty spirit of pretending to be B. Pretending to be B is a state of life and a belief. Without pretending to be B, you cannot live.
Without further ado, let's get to the point.
1. Before getting on the bus
Appearance is very important. JRs, please remember to put some hair wax on your hair and comb it neatly. Don't wear a suit, it's too cheap. That's what ordinary office workers wear. What we have to wear is a windbreaker, regardless of whether it's winter or summer. Wear sunglasses, don't wear anything Ray-Ban or Dior. They're tacky and cheap. Those who wear GUCCI are noble enough.
During working hours, there are usually many people, so you have to queue up. This is the time to show your sense of superiority. When you go to the station duty room and ask, you must use an extremely gentle and gentlemanly tone and say: Excuse me, where is the VIP channel?
Then he smiled pretending to be embarrassed: Sorry, I have been flying to Europe recently and I got confused.
Then don't look at the envious eyes of others, quietly line up at the back of the queue, just be happy in your heart, and enjoy the pleasure of pretending to be 13.
2. In the car
I slowly got on the bus, sat down, and took out my laptop and spread it on my lap. The laptop couldn't be too inferior. It had to be an IBM thinkpad series. If it didn't work, Apple would help. The desktop should be clean and tidy, then open the securities and look at the stock market conditions. The eyes should be focused. It doesn't matter whether you can understand or not. The eyes are the key. You must have the domineering power of a superior. You have to imagine that you are controlling the stock market of the entire city. Never go to forums like Maopu.
Look at it for a few minutes, then close it as if nothing has happened, and say something to yourself: "Millions have been wasted again." The tone must be calm, and it feels like losing a dollar. The voice must be controlled, not too loud, otherwise it will be too artificial, but you must make sure that everyone around you can hear it, otherwise you will show off to the devil! You can't tell them that these millions are actually like MPs in a cat...
Then take out an earplug from your collar. It must have a huge LOGO on it, such as UE11PRO or something, and then pretend to make a call into the microphone. Be careful not to let the copycat phone in your pocket be exposed.
The content of the phone call is basically as follows:
"Secretary Wang, there is no need to send a car to pick me up. I'm taking the bus... It's okay, let's experience the suffering of the people~ Hehehehe, okay, let's XXX about investment (just report the most wealthy person in the area) Hua's hotel should be at least five-star, right?)... Well, Lao Wang, just skip the welcome ceremony to save the people below from saying that I'm too high-profile and it'll be bad if it's photographed by the paparazzi, that's all.”
simple some times navie.
Then close your eyes and quietly enjoy the comments of others full of envy, jealousy and hatred.
3. Get off the bus: When you get to the station, put away your notebook, deliberately squeeze into crowded places, deliberately stretch your feet under other people's feet. If you are "accidentally" stepped on by someone, you must smile nonchalantly and say: "It's okay, my yvessaintlaurent only has a hundred thousand, so I'll step on it if I step on it." Then slowly get off the car with the envious and grateful eyes of that person.
After getting off the bus, you must walk at a leisurely pace, enjoy the scenery on the street, and then watch the poor office workers running desperately to catch up with a sense of superiority.
After walking for a few minutes, I observed that the people who got off the bus were almost gone. Pretending to be 13 was enough. Find a place, take off your windbreaker and sunglasses, and run to the construction site quickly. If you don't hurry up, the contractor won't give you lunch.
