...a cold joke...
"1" The bull saw a cow grazing on the roadside while running, and said eagerly to the cow: "Run quickly, the experts are here." Cow: "What are you afraid of when the expert comes? Experts are not human beings?" Bull: "Experts are bragging now." The cow was shocked when she heard this, and ran away happily. As she ran, she asked the bull: "The expert is bragging, what are you afraid of when you are a bull?" The bull said: "You really don't know. Besides bragging, experts nowadays can also talk nonsense." "2" In the evening, Zheng Xidan's wife could not find her husband, so she went to a neighbor's house to look for him. As soon as I entered the door, I saw my neighbor washing her hair, so I asked, "Uncle, where is the wedding egg?" After hearing this, the neighbor was a little unhappy, so he ignored her and continued to wash his hair. The daughter-in-law was a little annoyed and asked again: "Uncle, where is Zheng Xidan?" The neighbor was furious: "I'm washing my hair!"
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