【101 posts】Sharing cold jokes →_→ Reading and replying is a virtue

The original poster: tomato tomato tomato Views: 67 Replies: 3 Posted in: 2012-06-03 22:20:22
1. Our friendship is full of rich meanings to me. I cry when you cry, and I laugh when you laugh. When you jump out of a tall building, I will stick my head out without hesitation: "Oh my god, it's weird that you can't die at such a high level!" 2. A visits B's house every day, and B's dog always barks at A the first few times, but then it doesn't bark at all.
A: "Your dog is so sensible, he recognizes people so quickly."
B: "I have never introduced you to it, mainly because you come too often, and the dog is too lazy to pay attention to you."
3. Missing you will not be in arrears, caring will not shut down, care will not be laid off, blessings will not rest, companionship will not retire, and love will not miss you.
4. Meeting you is my destiny, really. Silk is your mask to confuse all living beings, and being alone creates your mysterious temperament. I watched you walking toward me blankly, and then I heard you shouting affectionately: Do you want money or your life?
5. Once upon a time there was a bachelor. I heard that as long as he dressed himself up with beautiful feathers, he could attract the attention of the opposite sex. So I did it, and from then on, when people saw it, they would say, "What a courageous person."
6. In fact, you are kind-hearted. When I eat, you pay the bill, and when I consume, you pay. You are always by my side. This month, I see that you have lost weight obviously, and I feel sad that you are skinny and bones. My wallet, can you please be more generous? !
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Go play Haotian Qiyuan, you guys go back first...
So cold...
Ah… Chrysanthemum Acupoint Strike! Ao Xiang gets penetrated
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