"Master is just a marshmallow. It looks very thick, but in fact it's just a ball of waste."

"Master, Master, I'm back. The rouge you asked me to buy is sold out..."
"You brat! Why are you shouting! If there is no rouge, wouldn't you buy some powder!"
"Master, I bought something better than the powder"
"Oh? What is it? I warn you not to deceive me as a teacher, otherwise You will be punished for memorizing the "House Rules""
"This is Diao Chan's latest work, the 18X comic "Me and My Men"
"Oh~hehehe...hehe...yohee~...send it quietly to the backyard woodshed at night, don't let your master's wife know"
"Why can't you let your master's wife know?"
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"Because your master can't beat me every time!"
"Wife, the child is still watching, can you not slap your palms this time? It's so embarrassing... Oops! Oops, my mother, my beautiful butt! We don't have a whip to whip! Ouch..."
Master, why am I suddenly afraid of getting married! "