Huangfu, have you decided? Are you sure you want to take our child away? A beautiful woman with a full face was questioning the serious-looking man opposite her. This woman's name was Yueguang, and the man opposite her was Huangfu. Huangfu turned his back to the moonlight, his voice slightly hoarse. That's right, if you leave the child here, do you think the gangster will let him go? This child has great intelligence. He is the first choice for gangsters to abduct and traffic in underage children, and the gangsters will never let him go. So I want to take him away to look for tomatoes on the farm. With the strength of the Tomato Wizard, a gangster has to think twice about robbing people there.
Hahaha, Huangfu~ Your wishful thinking is so good. Do you think I will let you go away alive? Although you are not weak, you as a magician may not be able to defeat our rogue elite!
Yes, Moonlight, please step aside first. Protect your children, I'll meet these gangsters!
slow! I am the leader of the Rabbit Gang, a gangster, and Huangfu. I just received an order from the great webmaster to criticize your fighting behavior.
Huangfu, hooligan (despise the rabbit head...)
Anthracene... hooligan, rabbit head. Do you feel it? What a huge pressure... Hey! Why did you fall -_-! Moonlight, come to me! Small universe, explode (a protective shield)! ! !
I came here to mediate according to the decree of the webmaster. (Waving his hand, the gangster Yueguang woke up.) Rabbit head, you falsely preached the imperial decree and were sentenced to life imprisonment. Gangsters, you often kidnap and traffic children. Huangfu has not committed any crime, but for the sake of convenience, they are convicted together. The verdict is as follows: Huangfu, Tutou, and the gangster are sentenced to 100 flowers. Okay, you can go, I'm going to feed the toilet (bianbian). I want to go back and tease Jianjian... hahahahahaha. . .
(Huangfu, Gangster, Yueguang) Sir! I was wronged...
[This work is purely a spoof, if there is any similarity, I would be honored]
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We stretched out our arms... parted the clouds, and soared into the sky... although we reached the Moon and Mars... we still couldn't grasp the truth.
Now Huangfu inherits the position I once had, the position that was mocked by everyone. Huangfu needs to stay calm. You should be able to understand how I felt back then, right?
The moonlight pulled his own jj really long, then bit it, then added more oil. After the jj was stretched and had length, he came in a ws shape. Just like that, he exposed his own anus. Haha, the moonlight said proudly, from now on I can handle it myself. Huangfu and Aoxiang, step aside, I don't need you anymore. Really, what a big idiot who burns bridges. Sigh, speechless.
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