I haven’t posted much in a long time~
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I kicked the triangular area of the fool who always treats his best friend as his girlfriend. His testicles instantly shattered into pieces, and his six-centimeter tiny penis broke, mixed with scattered pubic hair, causing him to die on the spot. In the afterlife, he was extremely helpless and miserable, trying everything for nearly a hundred million years before finally healing and reincarnating. A hundred million years later, I didn't expect to run into him again. At that moment, he was naked, full of wounds, and extremely disgusting. With a face like a vengeful ghost from the Netherworld, a body like Zhu Bajie, and bleeding from all seven orifices, his originally six-centimeter penis had shortened by four-fifths. Hahaha, seeing him in such misery, I couldn't help but laugh three times, and without another word, I ran over and kicked him again.
How about this sentence: I'll give you a piece of advice, don't stay on Earth for too long, Earth doesn't belong to you, it's very dangerous, go home quickly! If you can voluntarily let scientists study, that would make a great contribution to the world's understanding of extraterrestrial life! You should be grateful that everything in this world is fake, even birth control pills are fake, otherwise you wouldn't have grown this big!
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