1. Major good news: After 95-year-olds no longer have to pay for medical treatment, the two-child policy can be relaxed for 100-year-olds. 110-year-olds can have housing allocated by the state. 120-year-olds can travel the world for free! Remember to take care of your health, good days are waiting for us!
2. Facing a horde of ghosts, the Taoist priest chanted spells while quickly writing in cinnabar on the talisman: 'The Supreme Old Lord commands urgently as the law dictates!' He threw it into the air, but there was no response for a long time. The Taoist rubbed his head, took back the talisman, and drew an @ symbol in front of 'The Supreme Old Lord' with cinnabar.
3. Song mashup: Don't wait until a thousand years later, Cao Cao said to me, fairy tales are all lies, I can't be your Monkey Brother, Monkey Brother, you really are extraordinary, the Five Elements Mountain can't hold you, a Calabash Brother pops out, Calabash Brother, seven gourds on one vine, unafraid of wind and rain, ah~ ah, ah ah ah, Black Cat Detective, deng deng deng, deng deng deng deng deng deng!
4. If in a prestigious university, you have a girl around you who loves to sleep in class, then marry her. First: she definitely doesn't snore; Second: if she can still get into college, that shows she's smart; Third: sleeping without a blanket without catching a cold means she's healthy; Fourth: spending class time only sleeping leaves her no time to text with handsome guys. Conclusion: girls who love to sleep are good girls.
5. At a party at the dining table, just after a steamed chicken dish was served, everyone quickly finished it, leaving only the chicken head and tail on the plate. One person said, ‘What should this dish be called now?' Everyone couldn't think of a name. He smiled and said, ‘It should be called 'Losing One's Body'.'
