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Key
One day Ami went to King Yama for trial (he was the third person in the queue)
(King Yama asked the first one)
Yan: What have you done in your life?
Person 1: Murder
Yan: Give you a black key and go to hell!
(King Yama asked the second person)
Yam: What have you done in your life?
Person 2: Save people
Yan: Give you a white key, go to heaven!
(King Yama asked Ami)
Yan: What have you done in your life?
A: What does a man love?
A: What is this key?
Yan: Well.
This is the key to my room.
Just ask
One day, the female professor was giving a good lecture on the stage, and suddenly a boy raised his hand and asked,
Professor, why don't you wear a condom?
The boy was silent. .
该男生:教授,为什么女的来那个的时候不做呢?
教授略想:你鼻子出血的时候你会拿手抠它么?
该男生又沉默........
没过5分钟,该男生又问:教授,男的跟女的那个时是男的爽还是女的爽?
教授有点火了,口气微硬,说:你抠鼻子是你的手爽还是鼻子爽?
The boy continued to be silent. . .
The boy asked again: If the woman was molested, would you be completely upset if someone came over to you?
Really funny joke
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Looking at the landlord's wife in my arms, who was falling into a deep sleep, I gently lifted the blanket and put on my clothes. The landlord's wife still had a happy and satisfied smile on her face. I let out a soft sigh and turned to leave.
'Hero, what's your honorable name?' a gentle voice asked from behind. Alas, I had still woken her. I saw the beauty lying partially on her side, her snow-white arm weakly supporting her delicate body, tears glistening in her eyes, looking at me pleadingly. I straightened my red scarf, remembering Chairman Mao's teachings to us: We must bring happiness to the people, not care for personal fame or profit, and always put the people's interests first! My heroic body trembled, and I said, 'Lei Feng!'
The landlord's wife leaped up, completely disregarding her shy and weak body, and crazily threw herself at me, hugging my leg. Looking at me full of expectation, she said, 'When can we meet again?' I let out a long sigh, looking at the sky with a 45-degree compassionate gaze, feeling a wave of gloom in my heart, and said, 'When the landlord posts this kind of troublesome post again!'
'Hero, what's your honorable name?' a gentle voice asked from behind. Alas, I had still woken her. I saw the beauty lying partially on her side, her snow-white arm weakly supporting her delicate body, tears glistening in her eyes, looking at me pleadingly. I straightened my red scarf, remembering Chairman Mao's teachings to us: We must bring happiness to the people, not care for personal fame or profit, and always put the people's interests first! My heroic body trembled, and I said, 'Lei Feng!'
The landlord's wife leaped up, completely disregarding her shy and weak body, and crazily threw herself at me, hugging my leg. Looking at me full of expectation, she said, 'When can we meet again?' I let out a long sigh, looking at the sky with a 45-degree compassionate gaze, feeling a wave of gloom in my heart, and said, 'When the landlord posts this kind of troublesome post again!'
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