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"This car still continues the design concept of energy conservation and environmental protection, and it will play an extremely important role in promoting the low-carbon economic era advocated in the future. We are leading the trend!" "The length, width and height of this car are 132mm x 32mm x 72mm, and the wheelbase is 12mm. The maximum torque is achieved with all your strength. The whole vehicle is a fully open design, which eliminates the trouble of opening and closing the door." Looking at the car in front of him, the shopping guide said proudly, "The large space is its highlight and the main attraction for me!" "Because it has a panoramic sunroof, the field of view is very wide, so it is not equipped with a reversing radar," he said, looking at the half-old bicycle. "This car has a strong visual impact. It is decadent with vicissitudes of life, domineering yet graceful! It is also a bit sentimental and takes a retro route!" "This car has no front or rear. If the front and rear are shameless, there is no way to install lights. So I was very considerate when I bought the car. I also gave two candles." He took out two half-burned candles from his pocket and the shopping guide said seriously. "With this car, you don't have to worry about parking spaces, because this car can be placed upright, lying down, or even hung on a telephone pole. With it, you no longer have to worry about finding a parking space in a busy area." Walking to the front of the car, the shopping guide gently patted the front frame of the bicycle and said nostalgically, "The steering wheel still continues the usual pull-rod design. It is simple but not simple. It feels great and has some rust on it, so I gave it a metal hat when I bought the car." At this point, he took out a motorcycle helmet from behind and showed off as if he was taking advantage of it. "The copper-plated central anti-theft lock can be opened not only with a key, but also with your fingers. Sometimes it can fall off if you leave it there." Squatting down, he pointed at the lock on the rear wheel and said with admiration, "Not only does our sense of consciousness come from the enlightenment of Buddhism, but the anti-theft system of this bicycle is also integrated into the Buddhist idea that nothing is nothing! If there is nothing, there is nothing!" "The extra-large storage box in the front is within easy reach," the shopping guide said as he stood up and pointed to the basket that was later installed. "Describe it in one word, this is so convenient!" "The deep thread design on the rubber tires is not only wear-resistant, but also more durable!" Standing up, the shopping guide then pointed to a DVD on the frame and said, "The rearview mirror adopts a disc-type design, using the Ozawa Muto Sora Collector's Edition imported from Japan, with pure blood!" "Polymer nano and fully automatic smart horn, the wrench is just for decoration, no need to press it, the horn will sound by itself after the vehicle is started." Looking at the bell on the frame, he said with a smile. Immediately, he pointed at the wheels again and said: "Because the chassis is low enough, the off-road performance is extremely powerful, and there is no pressure on various road sections!" He said, "Two seats are its standard configuration, and it can seat three people if it is squeezed. Of course, the two of us will go. It's just right for a banquet. Moreover, its main seat is made of artificial leather, which is adjustable in height and full of home style. It is made of sufficient materials, exquisite workmanship, and has good breathability. Although it does not have an automatic heating function, it can automatically change the temperature according to the surrounding environment. " "The front is narrow and the back is wide, cleverly matching the human hip structure. It is very considerate and very comfortable. It can only carry one passenger, but it can seat two people if you squeeze in." "The accelerator is connected to the joystick, and the pedals are designed with metal and rubber on both sides. If one side is damaged, you can step on the other side to prevent wear and tear to the maximum extent!" He kicked the pedals, then pointed to the back of the car and said, "The rear is independently suspended. Since the Transportation Bureau does not issue a driving license, it has not been listed yet." Having said this, his expression still seemed a little pity, and then he remembered something, pointed at the pedals again, and said, "I almost forgot to mention that the pedals and chain form its power system, and the power is strong and it feels like pushing back!""Some people say that vehicles with continuously variable transmission consume more fuel. In fact, this is a matter of opinion. Personally, if you eat more, you will have everything." " "It may not look simple, but it is a multi-channel hybrid version! "How about it, do you want one?"
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No picture, no truth!
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Same 2 exposures...
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I have seen it on Anhui TV.
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