The most disgusting joke in the world, you don’t have to laugh if you don’t laugh!

1. When I was a kid, I was dishonest about eating. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: It has been hard for 60 years without food, and I never throw away the boogers I picked out. 2. There was a rich man looking for a servant. The interview topic was to use the toilet. The first few came out without washing their hands after using the toilet. The rich man sent them away. Only one of them washed his hands, so the rich man kept him. But one day, the rich man found that he came out without washing his hands. The rich man asked him why? The servant replied: "I brought toilet paper today..." 3. A man saw a big sale in a store and walked in. "What are you buying?" "I want to buy dog ​​food." "We have regulations. You must prove that you have a dog." "Where is such a regulation?" "This is what discounted goods are like." The man spent a long time with the salesperson, but the salesperson still did not agree to sell it to him. There was no other way, so the man had no choice but to go home and bring the dog with him, and then he bought dog food. A few days later, the man went to the store again to buy cat food. "Give me two boxes of cat food." "We have regulations. You must prove that you have a cat." It was the same salesperson. The man spent another long time with her, but in the end he had to go home and bring the cat over to buy cat food. A few days later, the man came to the store carrying a large cardboard box with a hole dug in it and found the salesperson. "What are you buying?" "You'll know when you put your hand in." The salesperson put his hand in: "What is it? It's sticky." "I want to buy two rolls of toilet paper." 4. A man went to visit his grandmother with his friends. While he was talking to his grandmother, his friend started eating peanuts on the coffee table and finished them all. As they left, his friend said to Grandma, "Thank you for the peanuts." Grandma responded, "Oh! Uh-huh! Alas! Since I lost all my teeth, I can only suck the chocolate out of them. Old, cough... 5. Someone liked the dish "Spicy Vermicelli Stew". One time, he went to a restaurant and ordered this dish, but the waiter told him that it was sold out. "Is it really sold out?" he asked disappointedly. You see, the last portion was sold to the gentleman at that table. "The waiter replied. The man followed the waiter's instructions and saw a very respectable gentleman sitting next to him. The gentleman's meal was almost finished, but the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" was still full. The man felt that the gentleman was a waste of delicious food, so he walked to the gentleman, pointed to the "Spicy Vermicelli Pot" and asked politely: "Sir, do you want more?" The gentleman shook his head gracefully. So that The man immediately sat down, picked up the spoon and started to devour it. After a while, he suddenly found a very small mouse with full fur lying on the bottom of the casserole. He felt sick and vomited all the vermicelli he had eaten back into the casserole. While he was tumbling over his stomach, the gentleman looked at him with sympathy and said, "It's disgusting, isn't it? I was like that just now..." 6. On this day, the hotel owner was inspecting the lobby. A beggar came up and said, "Can you give me a toothpick?" The boss sent him away. After a while, another beggar came and asked for a toothpick. The boss thought, why didn't he want a toothpick?The beggar said: "Someone vomited, but I was a step too late. The two beggars in front had already eaten everything I could eat. Now only the soup is left." Can you give me a straw? Skill—————— 7. The boss and the second child were on a plane. The second child got airsick and kept vomiting. One bag was full of vomit, so the boss had to go get it. When he came back, he found that everyone on the plane was vomiting. The boss asked the reason, and the second child said: "I saw that this bag was also full of vomiting, so I had to drink half of the bag, and they all vomited." If you see that you haven't vomited yet, then I have to admit that you are a master, and then I have to use a trick--nirvana------ 8. One day, the eldest brother and the second child went to the theater to watch a play again. They saw the two of them arguing about the development of the plot during the movie, and they made a bet about it. The boss pointed to the row of spittoons in front and said, "The loser has to take a sip of what's there." Unfortunately, the boss lost, so he frowned and took a sip. The two then bet on the following plot. This time, the second child lost. The second child picked up a spittoon and drank fifteen big gulps. The boss was shocked and looked down in admiration, and said to the second brother, "You are so amazing, you can actually drink fifteen gulps in a row!" The second brother shook his head, "I don't want to drink, the phlegm in the spittoon is too thick, I just can't stop biting...