1. Uncle, please sit here.
On the bus, a little boy aged one, three or four sat in front of me, and next to him was his mother. Every time the bus stopped, it would announce: "Please give up your seat to the old, weak, sick and disabled."
So the little boy asked his mother: "Mom, what makes the old, weak, sick and disabled weak?"
The mother thought for a moment and said, "It's the mentally retarded.
" The little boy's eyes turned around and stopped on me. I smiled at him, so he stood up and said, "Uncle, please sit here." 2. If it doesn't bite you, it means he forgives you. Once again, I went out to play with a friend. There was a dog on the ground and she stepped on the dog's tail. , sorry.” The old man next to me said, “Oh, it doesn't understand anything you say. If it doesn't bite you, it means it forgives you!” 3. The screen went completely black. In the afternoon, I went to the Internet cafe to choose CF, and there was a rural non-mainstream person sitting next to me. Turn the monitor on and off constantly. I also muttered about how the computer still crashed after restarting, which greatly affected my performance. So he pressed the reset button for her.
At this time, the network administrator also heard the sound and came over. The woman hurriedly pointed at me and shouted: "Network administrator! Network administrator! I just restarted several times and the screen is still there! He pressed it! The screen is completely black!!"
4. Master, who is that Sister Feng?
One day, Zhu Bajie asked Tang Seng sadly: "Master, am I the ugliest in the world?"
Tang Seng helplessly replied: "Ask Sister Guanyin." An hour later, Bajie came back happily and asked with a smile: "Master, who is that Sister Feng?"
