Classic sentences from our class’s math teacher. Can't hold it anymore

"Eat, it doesn't matter. They don't study anyway. From now on, the woman will marry a rich husband, and the man will marry a rich wife. If he can't find one, the couple will go to pick up a big truck together!" "I just finished writing on the left and an egg on the right for you. Just finished!" "cosA, what does it mean? Sorry, I erased it, and omitted 500 words..." "It doesn't matter if you don't raise your head in class! I'm not handsome, and it doesn't matter if I don't behave well. I'm not sad." "My surname is Wang, and those with the surname Wan are not all Wan Laobao." "Haha, my root number is 50,000. I will fork you to the underworld." "There will definitely be many people in this class who will not be able to study in the future. Then you just throw your feet away, sleep on the street, and wait for the Communist Party to drive an ambulance to rescue you." "Those professors are monsters! I don't know what they are doing every day! There are so many loopholes that I don't know how to solve and there are so many regulations!" "If you don't study, you will go to the streets to imitate those beggars. Go to the streets to doze off! But let me tell you in advance. There are only two consequences for such people: one is dozing off and falling down, the other is dozing off and hitting the ground and bleeding to death.