Making money is the most important thing, not having conscience.

1. A builder was recruiting purchasing personnel, and someone came to apply. Interviewer: "Have you ever done purchasing?" Applicant: "You have done it. Just buy something to fool people." Interviewer: "Have you ever stayed at a construction site?" Applicant: "You have been at several construction sites for many years." Interviewer: "What is the most effective way to save costs?" Applicant: "Jerry-gouging." Interviewer: "Where is the money saved?" Applicant: "Leave it to the leader." Interviewer: "Very good, we need talents like you! Last question: What if there is a quality accident?" Applicant: "I'll just say it was struck by lightning." Interviewer: "Talent, please report to the human resources department immediately!!!" 2. The publisher commissioned a photographer to design the cover of a book, and encountered difficulties in negotiating the price. The publisher requested that the cover include a shot of a crocodile embracing a beautiful woman. The photographer explained to the publisher that the alligator would have to be anesthetized for the model's safety, but that would be much more expensive. The publisher thought for a while and asked: "How much does an anesthetized model cost?" 3. Lawyers and doctors are competing to see who is better. Lawyer: My job is interesting: people come to my office, tell me about their problems, listen to me and pay their fee. Doctor: People come into my office, tell me about their problems, take off their clothes, listen to my advice and pay their fee.