After female employees wear short skirts. . .

The manager came back from a business trip abroad and discovered that the skirts of the company's female employees were getting shorter and shorter, so he secretly issued a document in the company prohibiting female employees' skirts from being too short without a decision from the board of directors. It caused an uproar in the small company. Finance Department: We will consider applying for hardship subsidies for those employees who are naked. Business Department. Practice has proved that the length of the skirt is inversely proportional to the business volume of our company. Development Department: The shorter the skirt, the lower the cost, but the better the sales. Our products should also be transformed in this aspect. Chief Engineer's Office: No matter whether you wear a long skirt or a short skirt, you don't have to wear it if you can produce good products. Secretariat: Wearing short skirts makes it easier to work overtime. Assembly workshop: We are inspired by short skirts, and our product packaging should also be so attractive to customers. Machine workshop: Since short skirts are not easily caught by equipment, work-related injuries are greatly reduced. It is recommended that short skirts be used as work clothes in this workshop next time. Canteen: The number of people sitting and eating has increased, while the number of people reading newspapers while eating has decreased. Single dormitory: The emergence of short skirts allows us to have enough light indoors. (Cool clothes do not block the light) Human Resources Department: Due to the recent increase in employees wearing short skirts, the number of long-term absenteeism has decreased in the near future. Data room: The data shows that what is concentrated is the essence. Health Room: The recent influenza that occurred in our company has nothing to do with short skirts, but the number of people injured due to unprovoked falls has increased recently. Computer room: Employees are more interested in repairing their own computers than ever before! Logistics Department: 1. It is strongly recommended that the company's floors be re-paved with high-end floor tiles; 2. The company's air-conditioning maintenance costs can be stopped and the company's expenses can be reduced. People in short skirts find that when they go out on business with their drivers, they always change gears intentionally or unintentionally. Elevator workers discovered that elevators are always damaged by people, and most employees like to climb stairs. The cleaning staff discovered that the number of gay men signing up for cleaning the windows has increased significantly, and the trend of employees consciously picking up debris on the floor has become popular.