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1. Forum owner: I bought a new manor. It would scare you to death to tell you how big it is - it took me two and a half hours to drive around it! Forum Sofa: Well, I used to have such a broken car~ 2. Forum owner: Isn't it hot for you women to wear bras in the summer? Forum reply: You will be too hot if we don't take you... 3. Forum owner: When I was having sex with my girlfriend, she seemed to call out another man's name... Forum Sofa: What else are you dissatisfied with about having sex with someone else's woman! 4. Forum moderator: Why was President Hu's visit to Japan relatively indifferent on the Japanese side, and there was no even a welcome sign at the airport? Forum sofa: How to hang it? Warmly welcome old Chinese friends to Japan? ​​​​​​​​​​​​​5. Forum owner: Collect the most scolding words without using any curse words. Forum reply 31: Did your mother throw away the person when she gave birth to you and raise the placenta? ​​​​​​​​6. Forum owner: My dad gave my husband a deer whip. What do you think it means? There are also photos~ Forum Sofa: This is the encouragement of the older generation to the younger generation~~~ 7. Forum owner: What is the palace sand on the little dragon girl's arm in "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"? Why is she supporting Buzhu? Bamboo is lewd! The mottled bamboos are rippling! The mottled bamboo is mighty! Bamboo stands strong! Bamboo go in down! Used? Forum reply: Shou Gong Sha is the desktop shortcut for virgin. ​​​​​​8. Forum owner: The news said that someone was swallowed by a python. What should I do if I actually encounter a python in the wild? Forum reply 11: Pinch the seven inches and poke the anus, two very effective methods. I hope everyone will spread the word. Forum Reply 12: Stab the snake's anus or your own anus? Forum reply 47: Nonsense, what are you doing in the wilderness? Forum reply 48: Xu Xian knows what to poke with! 9. Forum owner: I have to shave my armpits in summer, otherwise wearing short sleeves will affect my ladylike image. Let me ask you again, do you need to shave your pubic hair? Forum Sofa: Don't scratch your mouth! Forum owner: There's no point in being handsome—you won't be eaten by pawns in the end! Forum reply: Being handsome is accompanied by soldiers, cannonballed, ridden on a horse, sat in a car, and has a secret love... Why is there something wrong with being handsome? ! ! 11. Forum owner: Why do the children born have the same surname as their father?
Forum Sofa: Because the money spit out from the ATM belongs to the person who inserted the card.

12. Forum owner: A man from the United States won the "Golden Boot" award from the George & If you were given a chance to sell something to Chairman Hu, what would you choose?
Forum sofa: I want to recommend my mother to him!

13. Forum owner: As you all know, the road from the east side of Liujiao to the north is downhill. When I came to Liujiao just now, I suddenly saw a cute girl riding a bicycle straight down and shouting "It's so cool!" which attracted many passersby's attention. Looking back now, MM's sweet voice is really unforgettable~
The reason why she shouted "Happy" seems to be for the following reasons:
1. I just finished the exam and am in a good mood;
2. After a day of homework, let's have fun!
3. Since it is downhill, the breeze blows against your face when you rush down, so it feels very refreshing;
4. MM just happened to see this handsome guy like me, and was so excited that she couldn't express her feelings, so she had to shout that she was so happy;
5. Everyone adds...:)
Forum Sofa: I will put this girl's car seat back on tomorrow!

14. Forum owner: Is fighting corruption really that difficult?
Forum Sofa: Is it difficult for you to cut your own penis? !

15. Forum owner: The fact that the U.S. military cannot withdraw from Iraq shows that the United States is a responsible country! Forum Sofa: So being locked up in my stocks means that I am a responsible Chinese investor? ? ?

16. Forum owner: Why pol. Does Ice have to sound the siren when catching bad guys? Aren't you afraid that the bad guy will run away if you hear him from a distance?



17. Forum owner: According to Hong Kong's Jade Channel, Gillian went to St. John's Women's Hospital for a check-up this morning accompanied by her mother. The hospital's diagnosis report proved that there was no organic damage to her vagina. If you don't believe me, you can visit the Jade Channel website (Shame on those who photoshop nude photos!) - My forever Gillian.
Forum Sofa: Damn, are you laughing at Edison Chen's small penis? ! !

18. Forum owner: When you were a child, did you imagine what kind of scene would make you stand out in front of everyone when you grew up?
Forum bench: Pick up a load of dung and take it to the streets, and throw it at anyone you don't like!

19. Forum owner: What should I do if I have amnesia? Forum reply: Wouldn't that be great? Every morning I wake up and find that the woman sleeping next to me is a different woman~ (Author: The Miserable Fox) 20. Forum owner: I accidentally fell down just now, and my penis was stuck in the cement floor and couldn't be pulled out. What should I do, everyone? Forum reply: Wife, come and see, the wild penis can grow into a human being! 21. Forum owner: The damn barbershop cut my head badly! Everyone came up with some damaging tactics, asking for the more destructive the better and the smaller the noise, the better, because I was going alone. Forum Basement: In the middle of the night, under the dark moon and high wind, quietly and gently, a man hanged himself in front of the barber shop... Forum owner: There are so many pretenders in Tianya, it's so annoying! Forum sofa: LZ, Don't Zhuangbility, Zhuangbility leads to leipility! (Note: Don't pretend to be B, otherwise you will be struck by lightning!) 24. Forum owner: I am so rich, what kind of car should I buy for my nanny? Forum reply: It depends on the relationship between her and your husband. 25. Forum owner: He swore to each other today that I am a part of his life, I am a part of his body, and he will not be able to live without me~ Forum Sofa: My ex-boyfriend said the same thing, but later I found out that I am his appendix, appendix, ears, six fingers and other dispensable things! 26. Forum owner (Japanese): Are the acupuncture points in Jin Yong's martial arts novels based on Chinese massage? Forum Sofa: No, the acupuncture points in my country are used for acupoints, while the acupoints in your country are used for healing. 27. Forum owner: If I have 100 million yuan, I can get a loan to buy a house in Tomson Yipin!Forum reply: Yes, but you still have to borrow money to pay property fees first~ 28. Forum owner: Masters of the Tianya stock market, please tell me whether you can make a lot of money with a full position the day before the opening of the Beijing Olympics? Forum Sofa: No, because August was one of the most dangerous months for the Chinese stock market in the past. The other most dangerous months were March, July, January, September, October, November, May, June, December, April and February. ​​​​​​​​​​29. Forum owner: My monthly salary is six figures, and my monthly expenses are over five figures. Huohuo, am I considered a rich person? Forum Sofa: How the truly rich spend their money is in their own hands. For example, Li Ka-shing, when he buys something anywhere in Hong Kong, the money will eventually come back to him ~ 30. Forum owner: What happened to South Korea? Whoever talks about South Korea again, be careful, we will cross the "38th parallel" and fight you to the end! Forum reply: The CCTV weather forecast must be at least three minutes long, but your country only has one sentence - it will be cloudy or rainy all over the country. How dare such a nation dare to fight with China? 31. Forum owner: Which country do you hate and despise the most? Forum sofa: Japan, damn it! Forum owner: Can't you speak without using curse words? Forum Couch: Okay. Forum owner: Please answer again. Which country do you hate and despise the most? Forum sofa: Damn it! 32. Forum owner: Let's talk about the twins, anything. My dad had twins, but one died after birth and the other died before he was forty. Forum Sofa: Who is your father? 33. Forum owner: My girlfriend always says that she has small breasts. I think it's okay. Please ask the forum GGs to help identify it ~ Forum sofa: I have two pimples on my back! 34. Forum owner: My mother told me something when I was young: if you quarrel with someone, it's not necessarily your fault; but if you quarrel with many people, it must be your fault! Forum reply: Robber logic! Then your mother was raped by many people, it must be because your mother is very sexy? ? ? 35. Forum owner: Guess which country I am a mixed-race child from? Forum reply: Chinese + Transformers! 36. Forum owner: Asking for dream interpretation: I dreamed of Zhang Ziyi last night. Zhang Ziyi said she really liked me, but I said I had a girlfriend, and then Zhang Ziyi cried. Forum reply: Congratulations to the original poster for becoming an adult, because the diary you wrote the next day is called - "Meng Yi"! 37. Forum owner: Haha, I successfully registered the ID "Kung Fu Panda". Everyone thinks it will be very popular if I use this name in Tianya in the future. Forum Sofa: Your dad is a duck! 38. Forum owner: Last night when we were walking our dogs, our big Tibetan mastiff and a bald wild dog started biting each other in the woods. Dry! Unexpectedly, the Tibetan Mastiff was defeated by a straw dog! ! ! Forum Sofa: Damn, before I went bald, they all called me Lion! 39. Forum owner: Do you think I look like Wu Bai? Forum reply: Only half of it! 40. Forum owner: Wang Xiaoya and Chen Zhangliang are getting married. Please comment in four words. Forum reply: You have become a good person!41. Forum owner: Write down the words of the person you love most that hurt you the most... (Author: jademansion) Forum reply: Are you in? (Author: roby14 42. Forum moderator: The CPI has made the people of the country even more sleepless at the central level. Forum sofa: Who are you kidding! There will be leaders who can't sleep??? Then I want to see which lady is so awesome!!! 43. Forum moderator: Our government is the most considerate and caring about the people! Forum Sofa: The poster forgot to type the word "coin"... 44.