【Farewell Post】Gay friends...see you again...
No more traffic... This time I paid for it with money... I have no money... I have to save... That's it... Goodbye...
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Ryoma is cool, but the poster is dull. ? Fuji is scheming, but the poster is ink-belly (scheming a little differently). ? Eiji is cute, but the poster is ask-for-a-beating. ? Kawamura is excited, but the poster runs away. ? Kaidoh teases you, but the poster is like a turtle. ? Oishi is caring, but the poster is nagging. ? Momoshiro is gluttonous, but the poster likes to sleep. ? Kiyosumi is like vegetable juice, but the poster is afraid to drink it. ? Tezuka is a prince, but the poster belongs to everyone. ? Seigaku runs laps, but the poster delays submissions. ? The poster shouted: "One, two, three." ? The princes shouted together: "Submit your work quickly!" ? Consequences of delaying submissions: ? 1. Spin serve flies at you, "MADA? MADA? DANE!" ? 2. Twisted snake shot comes, "SII~" ? 3. Special vegetable juice floods the nose, "100% chance of hospitalization!" ? 4. Frozen by an iceberg and sent to the hospital, "Run 100 laps around the hospital to get discharged!" ? 5. Someone hands you a racket, "BABY, whoever delays submissions has a match with me! COME?ON!" ? 6. Repetitive reminders, "Did you stay up delaying submissions? Did you eat dinner well? Did you cover yourself with a blanket at night? ..." ? 7. Someone's gentle laugh, "Delaying submissions seems fun! Let me consult your... Next time you must continue delaying submissions!" ? 8. A cat climbs onto your back, "If you delay submissions again, I'll take all the toothpaste in your house, meow!" ? 9. Someone crazily locks down the fast-food restaurant, "Delaying submissions is wrong, it's wrong. If you delay again, I'll eat your burger!" ? Because of the above reasons, the poster was forced to work hard on their submission, and after 10 seconds spat blood and died. Cause of death: The terrifying Seigaku army attacks... death without complete remains (some water: I won't even say that word!).
Children: If you don't push, it's just a puppy!
Primary school students: If you don't push, you can't get into key middle schools!
Middle school students: If you don't push, you'll only go to a vocational high school!
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Master's students: If you don't push, you'll have to become a PhD!
PhD students: If you don't push, you'll only go to the museum!
Kindergarten aunties: If you don't push, you'll only work as a waiter/waitress!
Primary school teachers: If you don't push, you'll only become a kindergarten auntie!
Middle school teachers: If you don't push, you can't coach a key class!
University teaching assistants: If you don't push, you can't become a lecturer!
University lecturers: If you don't push, you can't become a professor!
University professors: If you don't push, you can't become a doctoral advisor!
PhD advisors: If you don't push, you can't get research projects!
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Migrant workers: If you don't push, you can't enter the city.
Laid-off workers: If you don't push, you are not allowed to be re-employed.
PLA soldiers: If you don't push, you can't join the Hong Kong garrison.
Civil servants: If you don't push, you'll fail the Party and the people.
Businesspeople: If you don't push, you can't get rich.
Doctors: If you don't push, people won't get sick.
Lawyers: If you don't push, no one will sue.
Politicians: If you don't push, the world won't be harmonious.
Prosecutors: If you don't push, people won't come to report.
Judges: If you don't push, you can't make verdicts.
Police: If you don't push, you can't catch criminals.
Urban management officers: If you don't push, no one will occupy the streets to sell things.
Actors: If you don't push, you can't become a star.
International actors: If you don't push, you can't get into Hollywood.
Directors: If you don't push, no one will sponsor.
Writers: If you don't push, no one will buy the book.
Journalists: If you don't push, no one will read the newspaper.
Painters: If you don't push, no one will collect your works.
Literature enthusiasts: If you don't push, forget about becoming a writer.
Returnees from abroad: If you don't push, you'll become kelp.
Soccer players: If you don't push, you can't get into the national team.
Diving team members: If you don't push, you'll be expelled from the national team.
Basketball players: If you don't push, you can't enter the NBA.
Retired stars: If you don't push, you can't get into Tsinghua or Peking University.
Indians: If you don't push, the population can't surpass China.
Eskimos: If you don't push, the world will warm.
Icelanders: If you don't push, Iceland will melt.
Swiss: If you don't push, no one will check the time.
Finns: If you don't push, no one will want Nokia.
Canadians: If you don't push, the US will expand north.
Cubans: If you don't push, Castro will get sick.
Italians: If you don't push, the Leaning Tower of Pisa will fall.
North Koreans: If you don't push, the UN will come to investigate.Iranians: If you don't resist, the U.S. will sanction you.
Iraqis: If you don't resist the Americans, they won't leave.
Germans: If you don't resist the Nazis, they will resurrect.
British: If you don't oppose the sun, it will set.
Russians: If you don't resist NATO, it will expand eastward.
Americans: If you don't go after Laden, he will come to you.
Japanese: If you don't resist, you will sink into the Pacific.
Koreans: If you don't resist Ban Ki-moon, he will be dismissed.
Brazilians: If you don't resist, nobody will play football.
Argentinians: If you don't resist, you can't find a successor to the old horse.
Graduate exam candidates: If you don't resist, no school will dare to admit you.
Lottery players: If you don't resist, you can't win the big prize.
Bloggers: If you don't resist, you won't get onto the ranking list.
Forum lurkers: If you don't resist, no one will know you exist.
Primary school students: If you don't push, you can't get into key middle schools!
Middle school students: If you don't push, you'll only go to a vocational high school!
High school students: If you don't push, you can't get into a good university!
University students: If you don't push, you can't get a good job!
Master's students: If you don't push, you'll have to become a PhD!
PhD students: If you don't push, you'll only go to the museum!
Kindergarten aunties: If you don't push, you'll only work as a waiter/waitress!
Primary school teachers: If you don't push, you'll only become a kindergarten auntie!
Middle school teachers: If you don't push, you can't coach a key class!
University teaching assistants: If you don't push, you can't become a lecturer!
University lecturers: If you don't push, you can't become a professor!
University professors: If you don't push, you can't become a doctoral advisor!
PhD advisors: If you don't push, you can't get research projects!
Farmers: If you don't push, the crops will fail.
Workers: If you don't push, you'll be laid off.
Migrant workers: If you don't push, you can't enter the city.
Laid-off workers: If you don't push, you are not allowed to be re-employed.
PLA soldiers: If you don't push, you can't join the Hong Kong garrison.
Civil servants: If you don't push, you'll fail the Party and the people.
Businesspeople: If you don't push, you can't get rich.
Doctors: If you don't push, people won't get sick.
Lawyers: If you don't push, no one will sue.
Politicians: If you don't push, the world won't be harmonious.
Prosecutors: If you don't push, people won't come to report.
Judges: If you don't push, you can't make verdicts.
Police: If you don't push, you can't catch criminals.
Urban management officers: If you don't push, no one will occupy the streets to sell things.
Actors: If you don't push, you can't become a star.
International actors: If you don't push, you can't get into Hollywood.
Directors: If you don't push, no one will sponsor.
Writers: If you don't push, no one will buy the book.
Journalists: If you don't push, no one will read the newspaper.
Painters: If you don't push, no one will collect your works.
Literature enthusiasts: If you don't push, forget about becoming a writer.
Returnees from abroad: If you don't push, you'll become kelp.
Soccer players: If you don't push, you can't get into the national team.
Diving team members: If you don't push, you'll be expelled from the national team.
Basketball players: If you don't push, you can't enter the NBA.
Retired stars: If you don't push, you can't get into Tsinghua or Peking University.
Indians: If you don't push, the population can't surpass China.
Eskimos: If you don't push, the world will warm.
Icelanders: If you don't push, Iceland will melt.
Swiss: If you don't push, no one will check the time.
Finns: If you don't push, no one will want Nokia.
Canadians: If you don't push, the US will expand north.
Cubans: If you don't push, Castro will get sick.
Italians: If you don't push, the Leaning Tower of Pisa will fall.
North Koreans: If you don't push, the UN will come to investigate.Iranians: If you don't resist, the U.S. will sanction you.
Iraqis: If you don't resist the Americans, they won't leave.
Germans: If you don't resist the Nazis, they will resurrect.
British: If you don't oppose the sun, it will set.
Russians: If you don't resist NATO, it will expand eastward.
Americans: If you don't go after Laden, he will come to you.
Japanese: If you don't resist, you will sink into the Pacific.
Koreans: If you don't resist Ban Ki-moon, he will be dismissed.
Brazilians: If you don't resist, nobody will play football.
Argentinians: If you don't resist, you can't find a successor to the old horse.
Graduate exam candidates: If you don't resist, no school will dare to admit you.
Lottery players: If you don't resist, you can't win the big prize.
Bloggers: If you don't resist, you won't get onto the ranking list.
Forum lurkers: If you don't resist, no one will know you exist.
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[Nostalgic Version] Oh dear, why is no one willing to defend, why is no one liking the post? So frustrating! These members are becoming more unreasonable, the sun even shines on the butt, the bell has been broken as well, yet no one comes to work? Whatever, this leader, I quit, do whatever you want, let's just see what happens to the crops!
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[Performance Version] Mom, why is nobody liking my post? I feel so sad…! Attention everyone, at home rely on parents, outside rely on friends. Those with money can support with cash, those without can boost the post, defending one is never too much, defending two is not too little, ten or eight counts as passing, thirty or fifty counts as excellent. I said all this, and you still don't defend??? Hah, I will continue making a fuss, bang, bang, bang……..
[Martial Arts Version] Brother, don't be afraid, stay calm. Here I come, Linghu Chong with all the members of the Beggar Sect come to defend you! You go first, I'll cover the rear! For a while, defend and fight, all you hear is human voices at a roar, people and horses tumbling—such a tragedy, literally defending until the sky darkens and the earth dims……
[Nostalgic Version] Oh dear, why is no one willing to defend, why is no one liking the post? So frustrating! These members are becoming more unreasonable, the sun even shines on the butt, the bell has been broken as well, yet no one comes to work? Whatever, this leader, I quit, do whatever you want, let's just see what happens to the crops!
Original poster, your noble character is truly moving. In today's materialistic money-driven society, to still encounter someone with your temperament is undoubtedly the greatest fortune of my life. It has made me deeply feel the greatness of human nature. Your post is like lightning piercing the night sky in the darkness, or like sunlight breaking through the clouds, instantly making me feel as if I were drinking nectar, allowing me to understand that eternal truth truly exists in this world. Only someone like you, with such broad-mindedness and a complete system of knowledge, can be the sole herald of this truth. Reading your post has led me into serious contemplation. I believe that if I do not push your post to the top, it would be a betrayal of truth and a great compromise with fallacies. Therefore, I resolutely decided to support it without hesitation!
Night had deepened, and all was silent. Suddenly, the roof tiles rumbled. I leapt up from the straw mat and whispered harshly, 'Who's there?!' A voice from the roof replied, 'Sir, please come out and speak.' I jumped into the courtyard and saw a person standing on the ridge, dressed rather strangely, seemingly a foreigner. He carried a long sword on his back, the hilt inlaid with a large pearl that emitted a faint green light under the moonlight. My heart shivered, thinking of someone, and I cupped my hands in greeting: 'So it's the building master. You haven't been to the Central Plains for a long time; I wonder what brings you here today?' The master said nothing, raised a hand, and a white beam shot down. I didn't dare slouch, sidestepped to avoid it, dispelled the momentum of the hidden weapon flying towards me, and reached out to catch it—only to find it was a piece of paper. The master smiled: 'I've come today specifically to issue an invitation.' I looked at the paper again; although it was of fine quality, it had yellowed. On it was written: 'Respectfully inviting you to attend the Heroes' Gathering on the day of the Pig, at the hour of the Sheep, in the Year of the Monkey.' Then I realized that year had been three years ago. I couldn't help but sneer: 'Master, hasn't this invitation gone a bit stale?'
Original poster, the person on the 32nd floor told me that the person on the 24th floor said that the person on the 14th floor told him that the person on the 41st floor said the person on the 36th floor saw the person on the 57th floor eavesdropping on the conversation between the person on the 3rd floor and the person on the 19th floor about the person on the 74th floor talking about having a meal with the person on the 69th floor and the person on the 35th floor, and mentioned that the person on the 82nd floor had once talked to the person on the 36th floor when asking the person on the 139th floor, and found that the person on the 72nd floor and the person on the 55th floor said 'you are an S B', which was overheard by the person on the 46th floor, who called to inform the person on the 52nd floor. The person on the 26th floor was also present at the time and so told the persons on the 81st and 90th floors. Coincidentally, the person on the 66th floor passed by, and after a discussion, they decided to tell the person on the 48th floor. The person on the 48th floor asked the person on the 77th floor to relay to the person on the 92nd floor not to tell the person on the 32nd floor, but they ran into the person on the 63rd floor, who shouted and said they were going to inform the person on the 86th floor, and were restrained by the persons on the 48th and 77th floors. Unfortunately, the person on the 52nd floor was hiding nearby and learned the whole process, and hurriedly sent a text to the person on the 44th floor. The person on the 44th floor was fooling around with the person on the 128th floor, so the person on the 128th floor was asked to find the person on the 32nd floor. The person on the 128th floor recalled that the person on the 70th floor was more familiar with the person on the 32nd floor and thus contacted the person on the 70th floor. The person on the 70th floor said, 'I'm on my way to deliver soy sauce to the person on the 11th floor, look for the person on the 50th floor, who will tell the person on the 22nd floor to have the person on the 182nd floor talk to the person on the 32nd floor.' So the person on the 70th floor called the person on the 50th floor, who said, 'I had a fallout with the person on the 22nd floor, I'll tell the person on the 30th floor directly, who will then tell the person on the 32nd floor.' So they called the person on the 30th floor, who relayed it to the person on the 32nd floor. The person on the 32nd floor hadn't even brushed their teeth yet when they had the person on the 61st floor run over to tell me that the persons on the 72nd and 55th floors said 'you are an S B.' It really has nothing to do with me at all!
After Youku and Tudou merged, various industries and heroes expressed their unease, and everyone began to believe in the existence of love, so... Sina glanced at Tencent, 360 glanced at QQ, Apple glanced at Android, Mengniu glanced at Yili, the Beetle glanced at Mini, McDonald's glanced at KFC, Coca-Cola glanced at Pepsi, Fang Zhouzi glanced at Luo Yonghao, Han Han glanced at Guo Jingming, Bo Xilai glanced at Wang Lijun, LeBron James glanced at Kobe, Mop glanced at Tianya...
When I shamelessly and flirtatiously occupy the back row, I often feel sorry for the chrysanthemum on the third floor. Yes, the second floor is a despicable cucumber wholesaler; his melancholic gaze has always been focused on the huge market of ten thousand cucumbers consumed daily in the cold zone, planning to use the money he earns from selling cucumbers to seduce a young widow, the beautiful alliance leader of the Cat Union, the little gay of Pegasus, and of course, the big handsome guy Wen Mang. But the despicable second floor did not realize that the sharp-eyed thread starter was always watching his little schemes. The thread starter, full of a sense of justice, told the fourth floor about it, hoping he could do something... But the thread starter didn't know that the Sofas being sad for the third floor's chrysanthemum was precisely because of the existence of the fourth floor... The one who sees through the mundane world is the fifth floor, because he disapproved of the second floor dumping cucumbers in the cold zone, he resolutely decided to castrate himself and become a monk. As the fifth floor's little member slowly drifted down, the emotional yet ruthless sixth floor cried, "Noooooo..." The seventh floor looked at the sixth floor, and the sadness from the private parts surged from the lungs, transforming into a mournful cry, "Could it be that even him without his little member is better than me!!!" It snowed heavily, and the eighth floor brushed the snow off the seventh floor's shoulder and warmly said, "Idiot, just come home with me." The seventh floor gazed at the handsome face of the eighth floor and foolishly said, "What about the ninth floor? What about her?" "Don't worry... the tenth floor loves her..." Friends, let's see who gets hit.
I turned off the computer, got up, opened the refrigerator, took out a bottle of Nongfu Spring, held it in my hand, walked to the window, and gazed into the distance. Outside, under the gray and hazy sky, it was drizzling. Watching outside, my mood became even more melancholy. I could no longer suppress my inner emotions, so I opened the window and shouted loudly toward the outside: "OP, what the heck is this stuff you're writing!" 8, the Chinese people solemnly declare once again! The actions of the OP do not represent the Chinese people, do not represent anyone, and cannot even fully represent herself. She is a mentally impaired patient who has had hyperthyroidism since childhood, an adult who cannot take care of her own behavior, and often tarnishes the reputation of the Chinese people with her irrational mind. The Chinese people express strong indignation! All bad deeds are committed by the OP alone and have nothing to do with the people of Beijing. Chinese people have never known nor heard of such a person!
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