About sex "Sex"

1. About Instinct: A store specializing in women's marriage services has been newly opened in the city center. Women can go in directly to choose a spouse of their choice. At the entrance of the store, a sign was erected: One person can only go in once! There are six floors in the store. As the height goes up, the quality of the men gets higher. However, please note that customers can choose a husband on any floor or choose to go upstairs, but they cannot return to the floors they visited before... A woman comes to this store to find a husband. On the first floor it reads: Men here have jobs. The woman went up to the second floor without looking. On the second floor it was written: The men here have jobs and love children. The woman went to the third floor. On the third floor it was written: The men here have jobs, love children, and are very handsome. Wow! She sighed, but forced herself to climb up. Fourth Floor: The men here have jobs and love children. Breathtakingly handsome, he also helps with housework. Wow! Spare me! The woman shouted, I can hardly stand! Then she climbed up to the fifth floor. Fifth floor: The men here have jobs, love children, are breathtakingly handsome, help with housework, and have strong romantic feelings. The woman almost wanted to stay on this floor, but she still walked to the top floor with full expectations. A huge electronic notice board appeared on the sixth floor, which read: You are the 123456789th visitor on this floor. There are no men here. This floor only exists to prove how impossible it is to please women. Thank you for visiting... Soon, a shop specializing in male marriage services opened across the street, with the same business model as the former. The women on the first floor are beautiful. The woman on the second floor is beautiful and rich... As a result, no man has ever gone up to the floors above the second floor and from the third to the sixth floor... Interpretation: Women's instinct is fantasy. Men's instinct is reality. This is why there are always more outstanding leftover women than outstanding leftover men, and it is also the reason why there are more resentful women than resentful men in marriages. Instead of leaving empty-handed, seize the advantages you have and live with the advantages of your lover. 2. Regarding trust: A woman didn't go home one night and told her husband the next day that she slept with a female friend. Her husband called her 10 best friends, but none of them knew about it! A man didn't go home to sleep one night. The next day he told his wife that he slept at a brother's place. Her wife called his 10 best friends. 8 of the good brothers confirmed that her husband was sleeping at their house... and 2 said: "Your husband is still at my place today!" As you can imagine, the results prove the above point of view again! What's even more outrageous is that one buddy actually said that he was drunk at his house and was falling asleep. He also asked his wife if she wanted to wake him up and answer the phone? After hanging up the phone, the buddy's call immediately came to his mobile phone. As soon as the call was answered, he shouted without waiting for him to speak: "Where are you?" Go home quickly, your wife is looking for you, I said you were drunk at my house... Don't forget to drink before going back... After the call, he looked at his wife in silence... Interpretation: We have all heard the story of the boy who cried wolf. Little did he know that he was crying wolf every day. When we keep asking for each other's trust. Don't forget that the other side of trust is a clear conscience. 3. About gender: Boys use ATM cards to collect money: park the car next to the ATM, insert the ATM card, enter the password, take the money, and get the card and receipt. Girls use ATM cards to collect money: park the car next to the ATM, use the rearview mirror to touch up makeup, turn off the engine, put the keys in the purse, and get out of the car. It took two minutes to rummage through the bag to find the ATM card, insert the ATM card, rummage through the bag to find the chewing gum foil with the password written on it, enter the password, and read the instructions on the screen. Press the Cancel button, re-enter the correct password, check the account balance, read the on-screen instructions again, and choose to withdraw cash.I walked into the car, used the rearview mirror to touch up my makeup, rummaged through my bag to find the keys, started the engine, and drove 5 meters to a stop. Back up to the ATM, use the rearview mirror to touch up your makeup, get out of the car, take the money, ATM card and receipt, get in the car, use the rearview mirror to touch up your makeup, rummage through your bag to find a place to put your ATM card. Shift into reverse, shift gears, and drive. After driving ten kilometers, release the handbrake. Interpretation: After reading this article, I finally understand why God created women after creating men, because the two are completely irreplaceable. So don't ask men to be as careful and considerate as women, just like don't ask women to be as decisive as men. 4. About change When in love, a man sleeps with a woman in his arms. The woman said: You hugged me so tightly that I almost suffocated. The man smiled and said: I like to hold you, otherwise I can't sleep. After they became husband and wife, one day the woman complained: You didn't hold me while you slept at night. What's the difference between this and me sleeping alone? The man said: If we hug each other, no one can sleep well, don't you think? One day, a man will suddenly pick up a woman in a busy city and walk a long way. The woman laughed and said: Are you crazy? Put me down quickly so that people can see that it is not good. The man said: What are you afraid of? I love holding you. Several years later, a woman acted coquettishly to a man in a busy city: Hug me! The man said: Are you crazy? One day, a woman said to a man: Hug me! The man bent down obediently and carried the woman onto the bed. Several years later, a woman said to a man: Take me to bed! The man said angrily: Is your foot broken? One day, a man made a promise to a woman: Even if you become a fat woman in the future, I will hug you every day; if you become an old woman, I will continue to hug you. After a few years, the woman becomes fat and old, and wants a man to hold her. The man said angrily: Do you want to crush me to death? Interpretation: It's hard to believe that it was the same man who hugged you that day and who didn't hug you a few years later. 5. Regarding needs 0-5 years old: female → mother / male → mother. 6-10 years old: Female → A boy who is not annoying / Male → A boy who can accompany me to bully girls 11-15 years old: Female → A big brother who is fifteen, sixteen, seventy or eight years old / Male → Football, basketball, tennis, table tennis... 16-20 years old: Female → A "handsome guy" who is praised by everyone at 17 or 18 years old / Male → Woman, a woman is fine! 21-25 years old: Female → 25-29-year-old man, with career, taste, talent... / Male → 20-24-year-old beautiful and well-shaped woman 26-30 years old: Female → still insists on being an older man / Male → 20-24-year-old beautiful and well-shaped woman 30-40 years old: Female → good man with a perfect soul / Male → 20-24-year-old beautiful and fit woman 40-50 years old: female → man / Male → 20-24-year-old beautiful and fit woman 50-60 years old: female → the man she can live with forever / Male → 20-24-year-old beautiful and fit woman 70-80 years old: female → the one I found in my fifties and sixties, who doesn't need to take care of myself / Male → 20-24-year-old beautiful and fit woman 80-90 years old: Female → Men who died later than me / Male → Although I am already presbyopic and cannot see clearly... But I still hope that I am 20-24 years old... Summary: From the age of 20, men have a very specific need for women! Interpretation: Women, fall in love before the age of 25; say goodbye to love dreams after the age of 25. Instead of placing your dreams on men, it is better to place your dreams on yourself. Anyway, men are hopeless after the age of 20~~