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The original poster: °Misty Rain Star Views: 199 Replies: 2 Posted in: 2012-06-22 12:16:24
Looking at you as a jade tree in the wind, handsome and graceful, loved by everyone and blooming like a flower, you must be the best among scum and a beast among beasts. And according to my observation, you must have lacked calcium since childhood and lacked love when you grew up. Grandma does not love you and uncle does not love you. The left cheek needs a slap, and the right cheek needs a kick. The donkey kicks when the donkey sees it, and the pig tramples on the pig when it sees it. I was born in the year of cucumber, so I need to take photos! Those born in the year of walnut need to be beaten! Those who live their whole life as a broken motorcycle deserve to be kicked! If you find a wife who is a screw, she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that you don't even look like a pig! If you throw you into the toilet now, you will vomit in the toilet. If you throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode itself! You tell me, I will teach you how to practice swordsmanship. If you practice swordsmanship, if you don't practice swordsmanship, your practice is despicable! There are so many sword moves, but you prefer to learn Drunken Sword. Instead of practicing Golden Sword, practice ***! Finally, he became the Drunken Silver Sword! If I give you the Sword God, you shouldn't do it. If I give you the Sword God, you won't do it. You have to be a shameless person and cry and shout that you want to be a swordsman! Really, why bother? ! "It's a holiday, and I give you a couplet: First couplet: Trees don't need bark, they will surely die. Second couplet: People are shameless, invincible in the world. Horizontal comment: People are invincible. There are so many weapons in China, but you don't learn the sword. Instead of learning the upper sword, you learn the lower sword. There are so many moves in the lower sword, so you learn the drunken sword. You don't learn the sword and iron sword, but learn the silver sword! Finally, you have mastered the martial arts secret: the drunken silver sword! Finally, you have reached the state where the sword and man are integrated. A grenade will explode when it sees you. If you are handsome, human beings will have to use asexual reproduction. If you go to war, bullets and missiles will not help but fly towards you. You are more than 10 times more beautiful than a flower. If you pretend to be cute, you can instantly solve the problem of population expansion. The scourge that damages the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of ancestors who are shamed by it. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste material in human history, sedimentary materials with 10 times the concentration of petroleum, the disfigured Ronald McDonald, If you want to commit suicide, someone will only advise you not to leave your body to avoid polluting the environment. Idiots can be your teachers, and even mentally retarded people can teach you to speak human language. As long as you raise your head, there will be a hole in the ozone layer. The old washing machine dropped by God, a brainless creature that can think. All the famous places you have been to will become monuments, and the monuments you have been to will become history. The saliva you spout is more deadly than SARS. I want to immigrate to Mars to leave you. A hateful guy like you can only act like a shit in the TV series. To find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. If your ugliness can generate electricity, all the nuclear power plants in the world can be shut down. Not even the amoeba protozoa can survive on the keyboard you have touched. It is no better than the chewing gum that has been peed on by a dog on the roadside. (Guidebook of curses) Others have to fly a plane to hit the Gemini star, but you can have the same power as long as you skydive. I have never done anything good in my 18 lives before I know you. Even throwing it into the sun is not environmentally friendly enough. I want to look at you and talk, but why are you hiding your face? I don't know where your butt is? You're such a strange man! You wear a tie around your neck and don't even have sex! Are you impotent? Nuclear warhead refurbishment, modification, polishing, painting. Customization and wholesale of various cruise and ballistic missiles, intercontinental missiles. Repair and recycling of second-hand aircraft carriers, maintenance of nuclear reactors, dust removal of satellite surfaces during high-altitude operations, and maintenance of space shuttles. Sales, geocentric exploration wells, Antarctic glacier repair. Wholesale of J-20, F22, F35 fighter jets, B2 bombers, C130, An-225 transport aircraft, Shenzhou and Chang'e series satellites, and discounts on large quantities! L Z, named Shaobing, was in his forties. He started studying literature, but failed in the examination for three years. Then he started practicing martial arts, and he was beaten by the drummer. He changed his mind to medicine, wrote a good prescription, and died.The poster, you are finally online. We have shipped the inflatable doll you bought yesterday, but the Fan Bingbing version you requested online is no longer in stock, so we sent you the Feng Jie version. But you can rest assured about the quality. We will give you a 40% discount on the price. It is SF Express. Remember to give it a good review! Host, when will you return to the village? ?Your mother asked me to contact you online again. How are you doing at the construction site recently? ?Your Baogu field was flooded. The 300 yuan you remitted to your mother last year has been lost to your family. ?Can you eat enough for one day at the construction site? Your family misses you very much. They are worried about your health and don't dare to tire yourself out. ?When you come back for the New Year this year, your family will miss you. People in the village say you have a lot of potential. I broke into the city. ?The family next to you is very envious of you. The TV set in the village is also broken. Aunt Liu has been waiting for you to fix the TV for half a year and looks forward to you every day. ?We don't have TV to watch now, so we have to go to the ground. ? Come back quickly and tell me in advance. The village chief said he would give you a surprise. ?The whole village is organized to welcome you back to the village. ?Now the children in the village play with mud every day. You really can't come to the village to help. ?Teaching children classes, bringing the next generation out to develop, and reforming the village are all things for the future. ?Stop talking, I'm trying to steal the kid's opportunity. ?I'm leaving you a message. It's getting late, and I'm afraid it'll be night when I walk back. ?Take good care of yourself at the construction site and go back to the village often
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