La la la~

Learning Chinese is to write love letters; Learning mathematics is to count money; Learning English is to scold the idiot class teacher; Learning physics is to make Yuanzi bombs; Learning computers is to play games; Learning chemistry is to create Avatar; Learning geography is to do bad things and escape; Learning history is to create World War III; Learning music is to join the "Fast Man"; The purpose of studying politics is to have some security in life; the purpose of studying biology is to plan the family; the purpose of studying art is to draw a circle and curse you!