1. Two frogs fell in love, and after getting married, they gave birth to a baby. When the male frog saw this, he got very angry and said, "******, what's going on?" The female frog cried and said: Dad, I had plastic surgery before I met you. (Love requires trust) 2. The little donkey asked the old donkey: Why do we eat hay every day, while cows eat concentrated feed every day? The old donkey sighed: We men can't compare. We rely on running errands to make a living, while others rely on their breasts to make a living! (Life requires patience) 3. A duck and a crab race and reach the finish line together. It's hard to tell the winner. The referee says: Let's have a rock-paper-scissors game! The duck was furious: Damn, are you plotting against me? When I come out as paper, he always goes for scissors. (Competition requires talent) 4. The dog said to the bear: Marry me, marry me and you will be happy. Xiong said: I won't marry. Marrying you will only give birth to bears. I want to marry a cat. Giving birth to pandas would be noble! (Marriage requires reason) 5. The old turtle teased the river clam and was bitten. The old turtle reluctantly dragged the river clam back and forth. When the frog saw it, he said in admiration: "Hey, brother turtle has grown up and carries his briefcase when he goes out." (You have to pretend when you have to pretend) 6. A gecko accidentally entered the crocodile pond. When it was about to die, the gecko suddenly got wise and hugged the crocodile and shouted: Mom! The crocodile was stunned and burst into tears: He's so thin, don't go to work anymore! Take a vacation. (You have to play when you should play)