I won't hide it anymore, I hope you are happy
There was a classmate in the first grade class lying on the table listlessly.
The female teacher asked him: "What's wrong with you?"
The student protested: "I think I am capable of reading the third grade. The first grade is too easy for me. I am smarter than my sister, but she is in the third grade. I think I should also go to the third grade!"
The female teacher then took the student to the principal's office. She explained the student's situation to the principal.
The principal said that I would give the students a test. If the student answered any question wrong, then he should stay in the first grade.
The female teacher agreed, and so did the students.
The principal asked: "What is 3 times 3?" The student answered: "9" The principal asked: "What is 6 times 6?" The student answered: "36" In this way, the principal asked many questions for the third grade, and the students all answered correctly.
So the principal said to the student's female teacher: "I think he can go to grade 3."
\The female teacher said: "Let me ask him a few questions."
Both the principal and the student agreed.
Female teacher: "There are 4 on the cow, but only 2 on me. What do you think they are?"
The principal looked at the female teacher's breasts. . . . . . The student replied: "Legs."
Female teacher: "There is something in your pants now, but not in mine. What do you guess it is?"
The principal looked very embarrassed after hearing this. . . . . . But I heard the student reply: "Pocket."
\The principal breathed a sigh of relief. . . . . . . . . Female teacher: "What object starts with the letter C and ends with T, has a lot of hair on it, is oval-shaped, and contains an intoxicating, milky white liquid?"
\The principal's eyes widened, and he moved his thigh unconsciously. The student replied: "Coconut."
\The principal pressed his chest and breathed a sigh of relief again. . . . . . Female teacher: "What word starts with F and ends with K, and means exciting." The principal looked at the student awkwardly, waiting for his answer. . . . . . The student replied: "Firetruck." The principal listened and nodded. . . . . .
Female teacher: "What is it? It needs help with your hands before it can be inserted into other objects. When it is inserted, its whole body will tremble. This is also the final stage of its ejaculation." The principal became embarrassed again. . . . . . The student replied: "Arrow."
The female teacher then asked: "What is hard when it goes in and soft and mucus when it comes out?" The principal looked at the female teacher awkwardly, trying to stop the teacher from continuing to ask. . . . . . The student answered: "Bubble gum."
2. The principal patted his forehead. . . . . . Female teacher: "You insert a hard thing under me, and after you find the technique, you can push me up. The hardness of this thing must be enough. If it is soft, you will not be able to succeed. What do you guess that thing is?" The principal began to breathe. . . . . . He looked at the students. . . . . . The student replied: "Lever."
\The female teacher asked again: "There is something on my body. When it is itchy, I dig the hole with my fingers and I feel comfortable. Sometimes I can dig out sticky things. What do you guess that thing is?"
The principal was shocked after hearing this, his breathing began to accelerate, and his whole body began to heat up. . . . . . . The student answered: "Nose." The principal kept breathing deeply, deeply, deeply. . . . . .
Female teacher: "I have something on my body that my husband and I can insert our fingers into. When I am irritable, I will hold it down with one hand and insert my other finger in and out.What I'm most excited about and miss the most is that at some point I'll be able to plug it in with my husband. What do you think that thing is? "
Before the principal finished listening, his tongue began to dry up, his face flushed, his forehead was sweating, and his whole body was very hot. He looked at the female teacher in surprise... The student replied: "Wedding ring. "
The principal closed his eyes, leaned back on his seat with difficulty, and breathed out with difficulty... The female teacher finally finished asking. The principal blushed, wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "He can study in the sixth grade! I answered all the questions you just asked wrong. "
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【Hot】The most slutty female teacher in the world! ! ! Is there any!
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I've seen it. May I ask, does it need to be censored?
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That boy's IQ must be 140… I can't figure it out, I feel inferior.
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Thumbs up, thumbs up to your lungs
A colleague got under the desk and soon screamed: "It's over, I pressed the wrong button, I pressed the main switch of all the computer power strips!" Everyone was surprised: "But our computers are still on?!" The colleague's miserable voice came from under the desk: "I haven't raised my hand yet, and the whole office was silent for two seconds!!" "Shut down!! Shut down quickly!!!" "Save!!" "Hold on, hold on!!!"
The whole city falls for a beauty, the priest can crave blood! The dark horse loves the little pig, snow flying at the edge of the sky appears! Little rascal exists only for me, Huangfu meets the morning clouds again, the main gate leather practices the Dao!
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Wow, so disrespectful to the elders!
Uh… genius…
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The matter described by the original poster has nothing to do with me; it is only based on the principle of 'reading posts and replying to posts, to prosper the internet and benefit both others and oneself,' in order to contribute to 'ensuring growth, expanding domestic demand, adjusting the structure, and promoting people's livelihood,' thereby making society more and more harmonious, and even promoting greater and greater unity in the world, so as to continue the learning of past sages and bring peace for all generations.
The author of this article is even better than Gosho Aoyama! Have they written a lot of novels?
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