After a text message sent to my girlfriend turned into a group message. . . . . . The matter is big!

I have been in a bad mood these past few days. I was bored at home at night, so I sent a text message to a former girlfriend of mine. The content of the text message is as follows: "Baby, what are you doing? Come out and stay with me at night. Although it is summer, I am so cold. I know I said you would give me warmth, and I will wait for you in the beautiful city of Kaibin." But because I was not focused, I pressed the group call button. There are 186 people in my phone book (30 relatives, 101 friends, 3 close friends and 20 classmates). . . . 10 minutes later, I received messages one after another. . . . Relatives: 30 people. Mom: "You damn kid, you are so brave. Send me this kind of message..." Dad: "Son, you drank too much again. Did you send it by mistake again?" Cousin: "Brother, did you send it by mistake? Don't be a bad imitator. Kaibin's room is not very good, but Jindi's guest room is better." Cousin: "What do you want to do!!" Cousin: "I will delete it after reading it, and it will be over if your cousin sees it." Cousin: "Brother, what's wrong with you? I just went to Kaibin to take a shower yesterday. I won't go, so you can go." Cousin: "Brother, you can't like me, that would be chaos." Aunt: "We have a psychology department in our hospital. Call me tomorrow and I will take you to see it." Old uncle: "Don't you know this person? I never go to those places to find girls." (Oh, it's too expensive.) Uncle from Shanghai: "Son, have you come to Shanghai?" Another cousin: "Did your baby's head get squeezed?" Another cousin: "I know I was very kind to you when you were a child. I washed your feet, helped you wash your clothes, and asked you to recite "Spring Snow in Qinyuan". But after so many years, it's too late for you to tell me these things. Alas... (I'm sorry) None of the remaining relatives responded. Friends: 101 people. Replies from three little sisters: "Brother, it's been a long time since you came to our place for a pedicure. "N female netizens basically answered like this: "I haven't even met you yet, how dare I go? You are so annoying, you make people unable to sleep at night. " 4 female netizens who have met unanimously replied: "Don't think of me so casually, I am not that kind of person." 2 female friends who work out of town: "You are crazy, you asked me to fly back to you, it's inexplicable. " 4 buddies who are out of town: Brother, I know you never drink, but I can guarantee that you must have drunk too much today." 2 Female friend: "Although I like you very much, but you have to know that I am married, wait for my family to go on a business trip, okay? You are dating me. (Wow, I don't see it usually.) 3 Female friend: "My boyfriend and I have reconciled, thank you for remembering me. " 2 previous partners: "Damn it, why didn't you come to me on Valentine's Day? I won't care about a heartless person like you." 3 female mobile friends: "You have to know that we often contact each other because of our business needs. Are you perverted? 2 female friends from China Unicom: "Who are you?" (Want to die) 3 female friends from China Unicom: "You, you, how many times have you told me not to play around, just calm down. If you really need it, let's go to dinner first, okay?" 1 female friend from China Unicom: "I'm in Aershan" The person I just broke up with: "I knew you wouldn't be so cruel, you wouldn't let me go, right?" Just wait for me, I'll be there soon. ” N's female friend whom I met through my buddy: “I didn't expect so-and-so's friend to be like this. Don't say you know me in the future.” ” 3 female friends: “Don't say you know me from now on” 2 sisters who are older than me: “Okay, you can open the room first, I'll go home and change my clothes.” ” 1st buddy: “How come I haven't discovered that you are this kind of person after dating for so long? Let's not contact you in the future. "(Unjustly accused) N buddies: "What's wrong with you? If not, go to the hospital?"Two buddies: "Boss, as far as I know, you have a lot of women. Why are you out of stock now? You are so good at this. Do you want to be with me? 2 former lovers: "We don't want to be in contact anymore. If we are in contact, I'm afraid I won't be able to let you go. Although I'm not a good girl, I don't want to contact you because you're too messy." A married friend (female): "I'm his husband, who the f*ck are you?" A married friend: (female) "Hey, I'm old, and I'm looking at people who are 30 years old, but I want to thank you for being so direct. Come to my house, he is not at home." (I usually don't notice it) My class teacher: "Bring me a self-criticism in class tomorrow." The rest were not answered. Classmates: 20 people. 6 female classmates from out of town: "What's going on? I don't understand." (Haha, my classmates are still pure, and their comprehension skills are so poor) 1 female classmate: Do you still remember me? I'm in trouble today, let's wait for another day. " 3 female classmates: "Hello, who are you? ” A female classmate: “Are you Li Ming?” I haven't seen you for a long time, and I miss you too. Please take a taxi to pick me up.” (I'm dizzy, this classmate thinks I am someone else.) I didn't reply to the rest. Life confidants: 3. They all called me to greet me. One asked if I had encountered any difficulties, another asked if something happened at home, and another asked if I had entered menopause early? (My three best buddies know that I always send the wrong text messages and understand me.) The next day, I called everyone in my phone book to explain, but few people could believe that I sent the wrong text. My friends, I was depressed. I have seen a strange phenomenon, that is, some of the people who left comments on my posts and shared them have done the following things: 1. Got a successful relationship. 3. Got promoted and made a fortune. 5. The family is harmonious. 7. Everything goes well.