Heavy flavors, purity and pretend purity detour. (one)

The older sister asked the younger sister: "Do you know the names of Li Bai's wife and daughter?" The younger sister replied: "I don't know." Laughing Sister: "Stupid, Li Bai's wife is called Zhao Xianglu, and his daughter is called Li Ziyan!"

The north calls steamed buns steamed buns. A friend steamed steamed buns for the first time and brought them in warmly and said: Come and try my virgin steamed buns...I was so charred on the outside and tender on the inside

I was woken up by mosquito bites at night. I remember there was a bottle of mosquito repellent next to my husband's pillow. So I crouched on my husband to look for him. My husband asked in a daze: "What's wrong?" The answer: "Medicine." My husband patted my back: "Go to bed, it's so late at night, what do you want?" Xiao Ming's best friend fell to the ground, and Xiao Ming asked to express concern: "Your butt hurts from the fall!" ” ended up accidentally saying, “Did you fall on your butt and die?” "As a result, his good classmate stood up, patted his butt, farted, and said, "He's not dead, he's still breathing! "

One day, my 5-year-old son and I watched a TV documentary about women giving birth. My son asked me softly: "Mom, did it hurt like this when you gave birth to me? ""Yes. "I replied. He hugged me and said gratefully: "Mom is so smart and knows how to give birth to a boy, otherwise I would also suffer. "

The restaurant fly said to the toilet fly: You chase fishy smells all day long and drink spicy food while I eat hot food all day long. Come over here! Toilet fly: We don't agree with each other. What's the use of eating well? How many naked beauties have you seen?