Collection of Humor and Jokes (07) [Free Return Edition]

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It was fun to do math problems today. No need to return. Wow hahaha. . . All are quotations. You can take it away for autographs~
1. I said you should be low-key, but you insist on giving me applause and screams.
2. Dreams are always awakened by urine!
3. Russia picked up a QB on the side of the road.
4. People like me who are uneducated and uneducated can only be the boss's wife in the future!
5. It turns out that Chibi Maruko-chan fell in love with Watermelon Taro because their hairstyles were that of a couple.
6. I have to rest during the day because I have to sleep at night!

1. Although the bird is small, it plays with the whole sky.
2. The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and made a special trip to the West to worship Buddha and ask for marriage.
3. As long as you work hard, a couple will be blessed for a hundred days.
4.Excuse me, how high is your bed return rate?
5. Blue curtains and a glass-like heart are transparent to you, but easy to be sad.
6. Don't dig up my grave. Remember back then, I was also a tomb robber.

1. The existence of tears is to prove that sadness is not an illusion.
2. As long as the heart is willing to climb, there is no height that cannot be reached.
3. Loneliness means that when someone is talking, no one is listening; when someone is listening, you have nothing to say.
4. If I don't hit you, you won't know that I am both civil and military.
5. Goose, goose, cut the curved neck with a knife, pluck the hair, add a ladle of water, light the fire and cover the pot.
6. Each of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, all that is left is homesickness.

1. Three good students - good study, good appearance, and good family background. There are three no students - no grades, no appearance, and no background.
2. Every day a person lives is just preparation for death!
3. As long as people are separated, no matter how familiar they were, they will gradually become alienated.
4. Life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of cups. . . . . .
5. That person looks good, how can I put it? The pixels are relatively low!
1. You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say will become your last words.
2. I never hold grudges. If I have any grudges, I will avenge them on the spot.
3. Don't steam the steamed buns to gain reputation, even if you don't have Maopu coins.
4. The ship can be temporarily anchored, but the sail cannot stop choosing its direction.
5. I overturned the whole world just to straighten your reflection.
6. I bought an exquisite small watch, but the time is still so boring.

1. Hibiscus comes out of clear water, but different pigs are different!
2. Actually, I don't like loneliness at all. Why does loneliness always come to me?
3. Men are not bad, but women do not love them. Men are not gangsters and have abnormal development.
4. No matter what age you are, you don't have any gangster consciousness at all.
5. Failure is success. Then I have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.
6. Walking and stopping, it's really stylish, and it stops every second, so chic.

That's all~ If you laugh. Reply~ My little hand shook. Take the points~Thank you