The Lun family...
No matter how awesome Chopin is, he can't bring out the sadness of the Lun family... Click to win the alluring kiss!
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No matter how awesome a tomato is... it will still be eaten by someone.
No matter how awesome a gang leader is, in the end, they will still be bitten by a dog.
Same as the second floor...
No, no, I've become a homebody these past couple of days.
Disaster!!!
Someone said, looking at the title, they thought it was London Sharp, not me
Go, go, go...
Same as the 6th floor, I also want to have a pet.
Guardian Knight? Very cute, huh.
I have come to punish the thread starter, look at my ID and name
Actually, flies and mosquitoes are the easiest to keep; they eat and drink without complaint, need no care, and if you're in a bad mood, you can swat them to vent your frustration. Anyway, if one dies, you can just raise another.
I prefer kittens
I want to raise a Godzilla, where can I buy one?
Relax, give me 10 yuan, and I will help you solve it.
Everyone, this is not how you bump a post. How should you bump it? After years of investigation and verification, the answer I got is: unity of waist and horse stance. What is unity of waist and horse stance? It means get into a horse stance, take off your pants, and push with a gun!
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After catching a gecko, force-feed it Sanlu milk powder + gutter oil + clenbuterol + slightly sweet Nongfu Spring water, then put it in the microwave, then, then, then, then, then, then, congratulations, your gecko has evolved into Godzilla LV1
Um, Chinese geckos have already developed resistance to the toxin, so this method is ineffective.
A thug went out looking for trouble, shouting everywhere: 'Who dares mess with me?!' Suddenly, a strong man blocked him: 'I dare!' The thug sized him up and immediately stood next to the strong man: 'Who dares mess with us!?'
20 already...
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