Hilarious: The N Strongest Reasons for Skipping Class (Reposted)

The original poster: movie king Views: 103 Replies: 2 Posted in: 2012-07-03 19:17:44
The most honorable reason: I am too handsome, and girls from other classes always look at me in class.
The most pragmatic reason: The professor is too ugly and affects my vision.
The most flattering reason: The female teachers are so beautiful that they always make me crazy.
The most boring reason: My deskmate doesn't chat with me, so I go back to make friends with UF friend browser.
The most shameful reason: I ate too much at lunch and felt uncomfortable sitting down.
The saddest reason: The most beautiful girl in our department is falling in love with a boy who is not a quarter as handsome as me (in my personal opinion). Can I take this class?
The reason why I care about myself the most: I studied too late last night and have been taking courseware using the online note-taking function of the UF Dating browser. I am afraid that it will affect my health, so I can't go to class.
The most important reason: My classmate planned to use the money he owed me to treat me to dinner because he was not ready to pay back the money.
The cheapest reason: I helped my classmates carry cabbage today.
The most outrageous reason: I'm not happy today, so I just won't go.
The most fashionable reason: I made an appointment with the seventh commenter on my friend review browser this afternoon to pledge each other.
The most helpless reason: Several pairs of my socks have not been washed for half a month. I have nothing to wear today, so I have to stay at home.
The most embarrassing reason: I accidentally broke my glasses while walking to look at beautiful women and had to have them repaired.
The most admirable reason: Today I am going to learn from Lei Feng.
The reason for the most frustration: I am heartbroken and have to go on strike for one day.
The most insulting reason for the Ministry of Education: The desks and chairs in the school are too hard, which affects my sleep quality.
The most ridiculous reason: aliens are going to invade, and I am sewing Superman's pants.
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